Monday, July 29, 2013

Episode 27 - Do Bow Bow

The blog returns! Here I am, doing a blog! Hi guys, how are you? Crazy about the weather huh. Have you lost weight you look fantastic This episode is clean and mean and full of peen. Hope you enjoy!

As always, thanks for listening. If you enjoy it, share it - post it to your facebook, tweet it, review us on iTunes, whatever it takes. No surrender. And we ALWAYS welcome feedback, suggestions, What Does Tony Hate More, Good Advice from a Bad Person - anything really.




What's up guys?

Tony's wearing the same clothes two days in a row (and they have a monster on them)

What if God was one of us?

Bob's funemployment has come to an end

Bob the sickly sixth grader loved Mario 3

MegaMan is a hero of our time

Word of the Day - pica

Tony's wrong on science

Continual vs Continuous 

Listener feedback and weather and traffic

The Shining isn't about the Holocaust

Tony wrote a play lol

Bob's taking Sgt Pepper

Tony's not letting Bob make his point

Bob still loves documentaries

Keith burning the beats

Tony's taking Hemingway

Tony's wrong about Woodie Allen

Hemingway's personal correspondence (which Tony already talked about)

F. Scott Fitzgerald is kind of a wimp

Eric Clapton: Sorry; Ron Wood: YOLO

"Hey man you're gonna fuck it up"

Tony doesn't have that

Can't, won't, didn't

Hunter S. Thompson: sportswriter and asshole-fan-haver

You've got your hands full with these Arieses

Think about all the movies

Who is the greatest movie villain of all time? FEEL FREE TO WEIGH IN

Of course Tony picked Darth Vader

Is this cake song still on?

Poor Captain Hook

Tony's telling a Facebook story you guys

Bob's scared to get out of his bed because of clowns

What's the scariest thing that ever happened to you?

Icelandic fisherman are tough

Bob's illegally swimming

Fishermen can't swim

Avalanche defense

Avalanche is the best villain ever

Which movie about your life do you want to see?

Tony's going indie, Bob's going Michael Bay - surprise!

Rutger Hauer and An Avalanche starring in Bob Story

Carpuncher: How Tony Saved Christmas Forever

Catdancers lol

We didn't win and that's total bullshit

That's not a thing to joke about

Caption contest!! this one got kinda weird

The Gentleman's Guide to: Manicures

The DOGter got a MANicure

What did the fish say to the man?

Thanks for listening!

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Episode 025 - Bon Papillon with Bobby Slumbers

Episode 25 and it's got some poorly pronounced French in it. And trees. And cologne. And tales of redemption. It's really a beautiful slice-of-life look at the lives of two boys. Or something. Listen! Rate! Share! Backfeed!



There are lots of things Bob could do that would be smart that he doesn't do

Cognitive dissonance and the lazy moralism

Recycling is a sham

Wake up sheeple!

Dogtor hahahah

Bob's cultivating a personal brand

Why you look like that man, why you do that

Bob body, Hitler head

Bob's offering up a look to you

Tony's strongly anti vest

Bob was known as The Newsy

Tony's smart and knows words

Fungible

Tony is unavailing

Tony had to go to the hospital :(

Jerk Wagon

She was a million and she was allergic to Valtrex

The Newsy does not have Herpes

Bad dads

DJ Cool Dad losing his weekend visitation rights cause the kid got a brain injury

Tony was wheeled around on a gurney like a corpse

Oh cool it's dry in the middle here

Tony, also strongly anti coconut

We goin' ham over some elderberry over here

Here's a bon ponpolon

The boys are going tubing

Tony's swimming about like a river otter

B-) no more

Twitter saves the day!

Warby Parker: endorsed

Tony's got a really (kinda) high Klout score

The Pizza Party's first official backwards endorsement/advertisement

Michael Martinez's Baseball Reference page

He seriously looks just like Mopo

Faceball and Basebook

If you want high self esteem, do esteemable things

Tony's got a good moon team going

Virgin Galactic

The Boat Museum

Literal monsters

Science Death

Dying in space is a glorious way to go

Tony wants to bring back seeking the hero's death

Bob isn't being clotheslined, railroaded or sandbagged

Harangutang

This week's upChuck

That hipster noise band loves the Phillies

Loch Ness vs. Sasquatch vs. Presidential Thyroid Cancer, who ya got?

Bob's leading with Sasquatch, Tony's leading with the Loch Ness monster

What if Bigfoot has cancer? What if Bigfoot is president?

When's our first AIDS president? When's our first atheist president? When's our first Loch Ness president?

Don't trust the Catholic presidents

Don't trust River monsters

Where's the blue fur?

Zebra time

You can't break a zebra

Bob has a present for Tony!!

How many trees can you name? What about the colors of the wind?

Tony had to take a call

Secret hater in the studio/Tony's going shopping

What's your favorite tree?

Bobby Slumbers is turning in his pen

Soft voices, medically driving the ladies mad

It's time for Bobby Slumbers presents: The Gentleman's Guide

Tony's looking for a new fragrance

Bam Bam Bigelow's new fragrance house

It's a charming talc

PPP fans yelling mashed potatoes

Designer stubble won't go away

This derby really smells like limes, weird

Bob hates bergamot and Earl Grey

I liked that fragrance before it was cool

Cologne jokes aren't very funny

SAY IT say it please

Thanks for listening!

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Episode 024 - Jammin'

Hey guys! Look - a blog! Sorry there wasn't one last week :( This episode is prettttty pretty cool though. We get all patriotic and stuff for the Fourth, and talk a little video games. Thanks for listening. Happy America. As always, feel free to get at us on Facebook, Twitter, email - or leave us a review on iTunes. Most importantly, tell a friend. Right to the moon.



Listen Along With Us Listener Guide:

The walkaround music

(We're talking about this fantastic game)

 Nintendo Power

Bob's Haircut

The peak of butt stuff / the salad days of your butt

Bob hoped he got fired for his long hair

What's a fascinator?

The barber called baby Bobby a bad name

Bob can't stop layering

I didn't find that Vine

Meeting our fans

Bob lost his stylist in the fire

Listener feedback!

DJ Bad One and DJ Cool Dad

Tony made America proud

We had all the sports

A big party that all your friends have to come to and bring presents that you picked out

Ironic troublemaking

What Does Tony Hate More?

Club Kids vs. Hippies

Ravers might be libertarians, you don't know

Pro Bono Rave Lawyer

Snow vs. Cotton

Kale vs. People Who Like Kale

Stop talking about food

I don't know what fish do

Bob Dylan vs. Bob Marley

What Does Bob Love More?

Beardo

Two are Real, One is Fake!

Tony is so fooled

That was so stupid only Bob Marley could have come up with it

Bobs mom likes the New Yorker Cartoons caption contests

Tony's got some moon people on his side

Bob hates Ohio

Secret Drifter Dick News

Penisless footchase

Jake Peniscop

Speaking of shirtless drifters

Maryland: No shirts, all trampolines

Bob likes Baltimore's witchiness

Mmmm, hush puppies

No palfreys for Tony

Caption Contest!

Tony's Bookshelf

Men's Adventure

The Gentleman's Guide

Tony earns his full fierceness

Designer stubble

Pizza Party Forever

Thanks for listening!