Monday, April 22, 2013

Episode 013 - Dirty Water

BRING IT IN. Bring it in. Alright, grab a knee.

You've been putting in a solid effort out there, but I think if we focus and remember the fundamentals, we can really bring home a win with episode 013.

Now get out there, rate us on iTunes, tell a friend, and laugh your head off. Let's do this.

asspat



Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Cedar Cone Incense, the official scent of The Pizza Party

Best Unit Ever

Bob Owes Tony 80 cents

Dr. Suess, military playwright

4/20 BLAZE IT

Superman vs. The KKK

Tony could beat up Spiderman

Tony is a supervillain, powers: tweeting

Lex Luthor doesn't fuck around

Tony got edited

Bubblejack

BOB IS RAPPING BOB IS RAPPING

Bob has a lot on his mind

Dicks across America

Tony's wearing a sleeveless shirt/ride on freedom

Git 'er dead

"swoopneck French naval shirt"

Wolverine probably used to say the N word a lot

Tony hates coconut

Bob is a creepy old shit

Listener Feedback!

Tony got in trouble :(

Amazon Swaaaaag

Bieber catching flak

Tony's googling old baseball players

The internet's gonna be REAL annoying about Arrested Development

Poll results!!

Tony hates stoners

Tony saw a bird and everything fell down

Bob hates poker jerks

Tony DOESN'T have I hate everyone tattooed across his chest

Weekend at Bob Marley's

Bob v. Tony Bob Marley rumble

"Bob Marley is basically Britney Spears" - Tony

Listener Mail!

New Podcast Smell

Bob irl

Tony irl

Tony irl irl

Bob's doing an accent

Tony doesn't do drugs

Bob's reached Nirvana/Tony's gonna fill his heart Chakra with chicken wings

The Flu game/MJ was poisoned

Wayne Gretzky doesn't wear sneakers

Tainted pizza :(

"Get the fuck up off my pizza." - Michael Jordan

Why do you think basketball games are such high scoring affairs?

Shot clock history

Hockey Chat with The Boys

Bob's going for the cycle

Tony and Bob are cursed

Greatest moment of Tony's life: Phillies winning the world series

From Fart jokes to

Dick News!

Suck on that, chimpanzees 

PNAS: Women prefer big schlongs

Bob's got a theory on gangbangs

Women early traintrack fatality rates

Sperm race

Tony: King of the Cavemen

Baby Bob burning his mom

Full Beard or Nothing

Goatees are terrible

Baseball players are all 15

Nick Nolte!

World War Hulk

Mr Fixit

Bob would bang She-Hulk

Tony is a Man Brickhouse

Thanks for listening!


















Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Episode 012 - Coconut Explosion 1909

Well, it's here - a day late and a dollar short. Episode 12 and it's Bob's birthday and it's Monday night and everything is weird as hell. Hope you like historical mysteries.

Listen/subscribe/rate/review on iTunes, or stream right here.


Listen Along With Us Listener Guide:

It's Monday night, Tony's weirded out and Bob's at fault

Happy Birthday Bob

Checkerboard cake

Carrot cake: the worst thing that ever happened to Tony

Tony's birthday is more important than Bob's birthday

Bob's brother/dog ruined his birthday 

No Catholic stuff this week

Most boring podcast ever

Tony has new headphones

Amish Hate Crime Update

Traffic? fuck it

REMIX!

Bob can't get foodstamps anymore

Tony's cell phone broke :(

Siri! I'm too slippery to read my tweets

Roma!

The Eagles fight song is terrible. and their fans

The Hawk Will Never Die

Tony's making friends at the social club

Tony's a gigolo now? slash is getting pimped

Balloon porn (sorry, no link)

Bob's being lured at "Luring" park

Mopo in balloon porn

Later, Seaquest

The acting Deluises

Bob doesn't look like Timothy Olyphant

Big Bang Theory is terrible

Tony's notepad

Listener Poll results:

Food Festival!

Bob's got a way with mean husbands

How do you spell Jabroni?

Tony loves The Rock

12

Tony spends his Mondays buying topsiders

The Sausage Alliance rolled

Tony went to the airport for no reason, is steady

Tony will make fun of your fat girlfriend

TV Recap with The Boys!

Sideburns! Sideburns for everyone! - Mad Men

Tony's drunk off Hi-ball energy drink

Local Flavor

Not Plum Island

Oak Island!

Tackle block

Boys in 1795 were much better at digging

Bob the torpedo

Tony's big into historical mysteries / treasure

Gobekli Tepe

Pizza Party Forever

Thanks for listening!

























Monday, April 8, 2013

Episode 011 - God's Cruelest Joke

Episode 011, Jimmy Rollins' favorite episode. Did you know Jimmy is actually short for Jimothy? Now you do. This week we get after girls, Girls, disease, international politics and a bunch of other crazy crap. You'll love it as much as Jimothy.

Thank you so much for sharing with us, sharing us, rating us and listening to us. Keep up the good work. Tell a friend. xoxoxo




Listen Along With Us Listener Guide:

Should I have you in both ears?

Bob's got a treat for us

Lent's over and Tony's sick

Most podcasts fail within the first week

Bob will not stop talking about Catholic stuff

Quasimodo Sunday

Embargoes are dumb

The Boys are Rush Limbaugh

 Tony hated "The Weather Bit"

Team Tony vs. Team Bob

Listener Poll!

Be smart, add the options

Tony's shopping at Lilly Pulitzer, "Forever 42" and Wherever They Sell Dick

The Lilly Pulitzer Jeep

Old Lady Pantsuits

Crazy Pants Carlton

Live Every Day Like it's Easter

PS we are sorry we killed Lilly Pulitzer

Bob bought a comic book

Tony thinks Batman's a bitch, Thom Yorke's a prick

KISS > Radiohead

Worst Dressed Band

Mr. T at the Chicago Blackhawks game

Mr. T wears many hats

#mymainline

Bob wants you to take it to the main line man

Tony's out of it

Seaquest

Roy Scheider: Shark Cop

Crazy Mary, Dirty Larry

Tony's right about James Taylor

Steve Carlton is Brian Wilson

The Holocaust is kinda hard to deny / Holocaust deniers are the worst

Bad Book Idea: Thanks Nazis!

Nazis were into aliens

The Emu War

Bob quit Twitter

Tony's not, he's gettin' weird

Go see Spring Breakers

Rent is basically the same thing as Kids

Bob hates Rent

Teen Sex Romps, perverted

James Franco is Riff Raff

Crime doesn't pay

Bob's thinking about Harmony Korine

Harmony Korine is skating with Kevin Bacon's dad

Girls is Common People

...and Lena Dunham is the worst

...and a terrible writer.

 X Files rules

Lena Dunham overcame so much

Quinoa-stuffed pumpkins

Lena Dunham's torso looks like grumpy cat

Abe Frohman, Sausage king of Chicago

God's Cruelest Joke

Pizza Party forever

Monday, April 1, 2013

Episode 010 - The Weather Underground

Double digits! Tony's 30! It's Easter! Woooo

Welcome to another installment of our podcast, The Pizza Party. Thanks for listening another week. We get real this week (way more real than ever before) it's RAW UNFILTERED CONTENT. Or something.

Subscribe on iTunes! AND it would be super cool if you could rate us and give us a review. We would really love that. ;)

OR just stream it right here!



Tony's sponsored

Kevin Bacon's dad's footie

Bob giggles too much

Antagonize the haters

Mopo's belching

Official hating, on the record

Get your whine on

The Pizza Party, worse than Seinfeld

Well, I think your review sucks

Bob thinks Lindsay Lohan could be great

Creepy dudes, clearing out the cafe

Human interaction

Thanks, John the Pastor

Dudes are the worst

Hot girl fingerdrumming

Bob's banning people

Sickly Bob Weir

ABK (always be kissin)

Tony's wearing the yoke of responsibility

Thanks for the b-day present, Mopo

Bob's brother hates the cat

Lemme buy her a Bud Light and touch her little boobs

Bob is a very successful Pick Up Artist

Tony's not in the program

Girls love recovered Alcoholics

Tony looks like Santa - Tony's family

Tony prefers a cookie cake

Bob's a model

Levi's Bukowski spot

Bob didn't get a call back

Tony, senior year scumbag

Tony's landlord stole his Star Wars toys

Out for Star Wars justice together

Listener feedback from our comrades

Pitsar

Otter danger

The Warty Comb Jelly

Bob needs to do more pre-pro

The high price of jelly

Bob's cleaning lady quit

Tony's bracket is busted

Listener poll (pole)!

15 1/2 dick units

Rainbow machine

Don't call it a unit

Tony doesn't know where to shop

Tony doesn't have a lot of dreams

Tony had a nightmare

Bob needs kittens to get to sleep

Good Advice from a Bad Person!

The Boys discover the true meaning of Easter

Sup Pagans

Weather holidays

Tony quits

Speak English or Die

Rabbits: not hermaphroditic

Fables: kinda for girls

Tony needs some book recommendations

Dick chat

Famous parts

Rasputin's murder

Real world dick news

European style

Thanks for listening!