Monday, June 24, 2013

Episode 022 - We Love Nichole!

Double deuce. It's a good one too. The New Yorker doesn't know comedy, but WE DO. Thanks again for listening, as always. And for coming to this blog. If you want, we'd love it if you told your friends about The Pizza Party Podcast. Or shoot over to iTunes and write a review. Don't be shy either! We're very available via email, Facebook and Twitter!



Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Goodnight sweet prince

Bob's weirded out by the internet/celebrity deaths/hoaxes

Falstaffian

Star Warms

Obituary ready to go

Sexdeath

Tony's son

Bob's son/Tony

Seven brothers for seven brothers

Bob goes unreviewed

Surprisingly, people would watch a six-hour play

Revenge of the Bob

Super America

Tony's turning on a light, bob's crinkling a bag - MUST HEAR PODCASTING

Tony loves Bob's Morrissey

Tony's sheets are so slutty

Bob is floored by the skyrocketing sheet prices

Tony's bored

What does Tony hate more?

No fair!

Dick News

The Rock's fun penis pain

If Bob gets famous, we're coming with him

Tony Security

Still no word from Frakes

Kudrow's got the Friends money, Riker's got the Riker money

RIP Tasha Yar

Bob's taking out the games folio for...

Two are real one is fake!

Tony is very good at the Misfits

Bob could rock Tony

Bob, not quite ready to retire the flip phone

I sent this with my thumb

Bob's writing poetry (about Nichole)

The Gentleman's Guide

Hairstyles with character

Tony's browning up the dome / getting bronzed

Conductor hairdos

 Homeless people assume Bob's a musician

Everyone assumes Tony works in computers

Bob's a dandy

Tony's singing

The athletic doorman of the nightclub wears a ponytail

Bob's getting an eyeful today

The Pizza Party Junglebook

Paula Deen got in trouble

Daytime Date Destinations

Peein / in the shower / rockin / to the dawn

People who read the New Yorker continue to be aggressively unfunny

Copmath funny joke times

Eureka!

The (non) winner!

Pizza party forever

Thanks for listening!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Episode 021 - Big Poison/Little Poison

CHEERS! We're 21 now. Let's get drunk as hellllllllll. On life.



Now and forever: The Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Bob can't look at Larry Fishburne

Why would you like it, it's not good?

Hear of Darkness is a good book

Seriously, Joseph Conrad is bonkers

Suicide chat, with The Boys :/

Bob's very busy

Theater people are dramatic
 
Remember you wrote me that letter? That was [really] weird.

People are wrong about writing

Tony is not a creative type 

The drunkest man Bob has ever seen

The US Open has come to our town

Moisture-wicking polo shirts left and right

Bob's mad at an old lady

We should golf

My dad is you

Come and knock on my door

Terry back up, I can't do it

People don't want Tony's help

Kim Deal quit the not Pixies

Elton John put out a lot of records

Behind the Candelabra

Game of Thrones is good as hell

Treat the horses fairly

It's not that cool to ride a horse

Enter the horse world

Bob's too tired to barista

What Does Tony Hate More?

Mickey Rourke likes punching

Theme parties are terrible

The 80s vs the 90s (spoiler alert: both terrible)

We do love INXS though

Bob longs for the times of Gatsby

Bob's got an appointment with a talent agent, Tony's not invited

Bob's gentleman payday

Tony's a former professional Tweeter

Tony hates party poopers

The Boys go to the Barber

The Pizza Party Podcast: A Paradise for Men

A real gentleman does not allow himself to be touched by a woman

Is there a dude nurse who can touch me?

I wanna see a pair of wingtips

Beard confusion

Bob loves documentaries

Get over Pussy Riot

Bob's perfect day pt. 2


Big Poison

Little Poison

Bob still loves documentaries

The ET video game

Tony MAYBE got duped about Conan/He-Man

Tony getting duped

Tony, wrong a lot today

Bison in San Fran

Keep animation out of my documentaries!

Thanks for listening!

Monday, June 10, 2013

Episode 020 - Pools of Maroon

WHOA you guys this episode starts with a 2! And not like a poop 2. Just a number 2. like TWENTY EPISODES OF PIZZA PARTY. All 4 U guyz



And here, for your edification, is the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

It's time to have a baby

Jazzfest

The Hum

The Hmm

The world has gotten louder

Look how the stars shine for you, bob

I don't know what you're doing here, man

My toaster is a C#

People are sadder than ever

The real Dr. Pepper

We're almost old enough to drink, but we won't

Just two boys today

Bob's ideal day

Tony's anti-sleep

Bob thinks Tony should do all the crystal meth

Drugs didn't make the Beatles better

The Beatles are on steroids

Bob is mocking me

Are you hearing this face?

Listener Feedback!

Joe's a Bob guy

Poll results!

Zelda chat/shadow Tony

TONY V BOB

Ghost ship coconut rumble

 Tony has no self-loathing

Weedwacker violence (don't wear shorts)

What Does Tony Hate More?

Tony hates Kayaks more

Tony hates bicyclists more (but joggers are real bad too)

6 months in a Chinese prison, got out for fate

Tony hates Robin Williams more

Tony hates the fat one more (Vanessa Carlton)

Tony hates bicyclists most

Pearl Jam

Two Are Real One Is Fake

Bob's stumping Tony on the fly

New Yorker Caption Contest

More like BORED meeting

The Boys, bringing it real and raw

The Gentleman's Guide to Grooming and Style

Don't shave with aerosol you scumbags

You need badgers in your life

Bob's a real gentleman

Tony and Bob both smell GREAT

The boys, casting wishes

Tony's got a hard beard

Eyeball's getting cut

Dali's turds

Thanks for listening!!





Monday, June 3, 2013

Episode 019 - Pineapple Cake

Hey guys! Episode 019 is here and it's special. Because it's different. Like all of you, and all of us. Snowflakes. Here's our favorite snowflake, Nick.
Don't forget to vote in the listener poll on Facebook, rate us on iTunes etc. Also, tell a friend! That's important. AND! Try out our new game/segment/whatever - What Does Tony Hate More? Submit two things (don't have to be related) to find out which of the two things Tony hates more. Submit via Facebook, Twitter, email - WHATEVER works for you!


And now, the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

What the hell is happening? Who is that? HUH!

It's Nick!

Nick in the studio

We got going by ten o'clock

Bob is sweating/it's hot in the dildojo

Baseball Talk with The Boys

It's pronounced JIF, dummies

Bob prefers the formal Jiffy

Tony's style advice: stop balding

Bob's offended/Tony's offended

Bob's not editing - this is going RAW and REAL

PPP live broadcast

Nick's a tough get

Which Police Academy character are you?

Bob loves the ol' dork sunscreen gag

Bob's astral opening

Bob's drawing mean pictures of Tony and Nick

Tony's setup

Car Crash Boner Catch Wire

Ryan Phillippe in Crash

Fun with initials!

Bossman Junior

Listener Feedback

Tricked by a Brit!

Gangs are from LA

We are both colonies

Ned Kelly, badass Australian

Bob, give us some Man of La Mancha

The Java Server

Everyone loves a good mystery

Tony's dad's culture report

Australians are named Bruce

We haven't heard from Frakes yet

Adrian Beltre gifs

We got the stats

Tony's #1 summer jam

Billboard's list is a sham

Peabo Bryson

Wanna write good songs? Have a bad dad

Speaking of strokes

Nick got some white zin'

Tony's favorite era of mythical California

California hasn't been punching each other since the 1700's

Bob is Sly Stone

Everyone who isn't from the Northeast is SO SLOW

One thing about murders

Compstat stopped the murders (started the murders?)

Crimetalk with The Boys musical cue

New bit! by Jack

What Does Tony Hate More?

Ironic Hitler mustache

George Michael fell out of a car

People are really annoying about Arrested Development

Tony dated Lucille/Mrs. Archer

New Yorker cartoon caption contest!

We're not doing well this week

Bob's making us very uncomfortable

We don't have any jokes

Two are Real, One is Fake

Ambergris

Thanks for listening! Thanks to Nick for being on the show!