Monday, May 27, 2013

Episode 018 - My First Affair With That Older Woman

Hey guys! How are you? You look great, did you lose weight?
Here is episode 018 - our Memorial Day Extravaganza! In which we don't mention Memorial Day at all. We do mention a bunch of other super cool shit though, like Lena Dunham and giraffes and sexy sex and stuff.
We hope you like it, and share it on iTunes, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Instagram, Friendster and FakeBlock (we watch shows!)



And here, just as sure as the sun will rise, is the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Hey man, nice levels

Tony bears a special distinction, is not wearing shoes

 Bob forgot he was wearing a hat

HOW META

Techtalk

Tiny little wormholes

How wormholes actually work since The Boys don't really know what they are talking about

More science chat with The Boys

Bob's permanently high

Tony wants HGH

Sly's too ripped

Tony doesn't know his Rocky

First Blood (Rambo) Original Ending

Little Shop of Horrors Original Ending

Levi Stubbs

That's not Star Wars on Laserdisc that's in Tony's apartment

Best Friends Podcast

Benny Cumz

Tony is hanging his head in shame

Trek Talk, and Tony's got beef. Nerd beef.

Bob hasn't looked at Zachary Quinto lately

Different kinds of strength

Tony would whoop Baryshnikov's ass

Bob loves watching children fight

Sissyboy slapfights

Bob's been studying astral projection

Michael Crichton is tall as hell, writes like a dead man

Ladies, watch out for Bob astrally sexing you

Butthole Surfers are hard (NSFW (seriously there's a lot of penis), also bad)

 Danzig is my mom

Do something old, cause Ride the Lightning is fucking dope

Listener Poll!

Come on down, Jonathan Frakes

Sorry, Darren Finizio

Bob's tweeting the Frakedog, can't do two things at once

Tony's going through some personal changes right now

What Would Riker Do?

Riker Tony is a transitional phase

How have we not talked about Tony's beard

Let's make fun of South Philly

How is country music a thing among girls

Country music represents a false ideal, Tony has his sweatpants glasses on

Rascall Flatts DID cover Life is a Highway

Ryan's trying to pay his bills :(

South Philly/Morgans Pier = homely folks

The Funplex

Double hyphens, fuck the world

Micah Smith-Seymour-Rollins-Utley

We didn't go to high school with Eric Lindros

The Porn Parody of Girls

Lena Dunham is the WORST PERSON EVER

Seriously, worst person ever

The Pizza Party Podcast, brought to you by my f*#ing rage (also: this)

Let's play a game and calm down

Two are Fake (real) One is Real (fake)

Touch a monkey, win a prize

We didn't win the New Yorker caption contest :(

Jann Wenner's son

Boner joke

Tony's never/always mellow

Thanks for listening!

Monday, May 20, 2013

Episode 017 - Mr. Fist

We're only 17.  EPISODE 17 that is. We go a little Indiana Jones on your asses this week. More like Indiana JOKES amirite?

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Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Don't Try

"He spent all his free time writing!"

Bukowski = Yoda

Bob's trying his hardest

You gotta act like you don't care

Bob wants to talk to Mystery

Tony's Saint Bernard with pizza rolls

Dog teams? Ridiculous!

Basketball player refuses to fly

Tony's siding with labor

Crazy basketball players should stick to the north east

French babies don't have ADD

France is different, racist

Tony was uncomfortable

The Chicago Fire

Bob wants to drink a Palestinian Suicide Bomber

Figs in Tuscaloosa

The Pizza Party Podcast: We're All Dudes

Hurricane Ibis

The Philadelphia Bimbos

Chubby soccer fans go to grad school

"Masters degrees are a joke" - Tony

College isn't hard

Just rewrite it

Grammar fun with the boys

David Foster Wallace, good at commencement speeches, bad at not killing self

Tony is fast, furious

Two are real, one is fake - summer movie version

Mr. Fist

Car Puncher

Food Fight

You're wrong about British dudes, ladies

There are assholes everywhere

Keith Richards' library

Touch a boob, tell a friend, live your life, pizza party forever

Historical intrigue!

Gobekli Tepe

Norm's moth joke

New Yorker Cartoon Captions

At least yours doesn't poop

It's a small town, man

Tony got a jellyfish

Listener poll! no results. Keep it going.

Everybody is short

Riker's a tall man, Tony's hero

Tony has a Jean Luc Picard commemorative plate

Captains are assholes

 JLP is cooler than JTK

William Shatner is T(h)om Yorke

Thanks for listening! 

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Episode 016 - Mysterious Walker

Episode 016 - That's a bunch of episodes! Thanks for listening. As always, like us on Facebook, tell a friend, review us on iTunes - all of it. We need your help. Fly us to the moon.

We get a little weird this week, a little heavy, a little awesome. Get with it.



Here it is, the Listen Along With Us listener guide:

Tony's a terrible person

Give us some Good Advice from a Bad Person, please.

Four fours, and that's terrible

Unreduced fractions, infuriating us all

Saint Bartles & Jaymes

Tagged in The Last Supper

Hall of Fame Saint

How excited was my face?

Not up to Bob's snuff

This blog is in God's hands

Bob lived in Minneapolis

Fashion talk, with The Boys

Not enough schlong room

LBJ dirty talk

The dying noise

"LBJ's ghost is bunghole"

Phony/Funny baseball names

Bob's folio

Chicken Wolf

Red Cox

Bob wouldn't go dicks on Tony to try to fool him

Bob's parents are spiteful

JJ Putz

Spirit Guides?

"Hey baby - did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? Because God cast you out of Heaven?"

Cats falling out windows :(

NASA is jealous of cats

Fly robots

Terminal velocity explained because we are bad at science

Cat parachute pose

Cat falling science

This whole thing is probably better without links, but way to go Jason Collins

That's terrible, Bob

ESPN apologizes for commentary

Documentaries about Jesus are unnecessary

RIP Jeff Hanneman

Spider bites are metal

The Westboro Baptist Church is metal?

Touching all the bases tonight (including second)

We're smart as hell

Tony got Bob a present

Bare Bones Burger Battle, still pending

Bob's got a special treat in store for you

Listener Poll Results!

Terry, our son

New listener poll: Who should we have on the show?

Green Lantern's oath

Gay superheroes

Robin is too stupid to realize Batman is a crazy asshole

Tony and Bob saw Iron Man together accidentally

Bob's got another game for Tony

The New Yorker is terrible

No seriously, it's terrible

"Fuck man, these are bad jokes"

Tony's not good at jokes

Let's make jokes at the New Yorker til they cancel Bob's dad's subscription

Thanks for listening!






Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Episode 015 - Bonfire Nights

Mmmmmm, bonfire nights. Thank you for your patience through these trying times. You will be rewarded for your loyalty. That sounds like something a bad guy would say, and I'm ok with that. All my rowdy friend is here for Monday night.

As always, like us on Facebook, rate us on iTunes, staple us to your face. Get on our level.



And here now, the triumphant return of the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Bob's working on his jokes

It's Monday night and the mood is right

Tony's furious

Tony's got a long-ass headphone cord now

Garfielding

Tony's stance on fasting: against

Zero One Five

Tony's stance on throwing things: for

Tony's smoking weeds

Tony can't keep up the pretense

Bob's so bad at shit and can't remember things

Listener Feedback!

"Tony def doesn't look like the mayor of Braddock" - Carolyn

Matthew sent us a video, and looks like a normal dude, has a triangle on his hat and Bovril

Tony celebrates diversity every day

Chugging butts

Tony is non-ethnically specific cursed 

Non-us stuff

[segue]

Listener poll!

The Pizza Party Podcast Movie, starring:
Timothy Olyphant, Haley Mills Parent Trap Style
Will Smith, Lindsay Lohan Parent Trap Style
Chase Utley and DJ Jazzy Jeff
Brian Cox and Tom Noonan
The Big Show
Channing Tatum x2
Wesley Snipes and Gucci Mane

Anthony Hopkins could play Mopo

But really: Jeff Goldblum and Busta Rhymes

Baby Names!

Don't name your kid a nickname

Popular for 2013: pussy names

Ethan's never gonna win a fistfight or touch a boob

Oliver is a monkey from the 1870's, do you like him? He's my son

Bob's been in the thick of it

Bob's daughter is slutty, named Robert

Harold MacPherson

Good thing for the Pizza Party Podcast: Dick Pole

Bob and Tony are having a baby

I whip my hair back and forth

The NHL is kind of a joke

Punch Imlach's masterpiece of trolling

Bob's back hurts :(

The Freedomites

Fuck school, take your pants off

New Teen Sensation

The English Beat

Drunk moms, grabbing Ds

Drunk moms, seeing if the chestcarpet matches the facedrapes

Tony, dancing his heart out

Tony just sang

Are you smelling it?

Bonfire Nights, by Bob (romance)

Tony knows his weights and measures

We all have our cross to bear

The Unabomber's descent into unabombing 

Secret origins

Tony's dreamcatcher is full

Tony's curated collection of Lego art is growing

Star Wars Day

Tony took his hat off

Bob was in New York, hated it

Bob got parking grifted

Tony doesn't like it when people touch his things

Randy's theme song

Crinkle time

Nice shoes, man

What's going on in the world?

Tony loves horse racing, yelling at horses

Crazy hats and shit

Pizza Party forever, thanks for listening


Episode 014 - Hatebeard and Supersinger




Sorry guys, no listener guide yet! Tony's laptop committed suicide :( BUT this episode is REALLY GOOD