Hey guys! How are you? You look great, did you lose weight?
Here is episode 018 - our Memorial Day Extravaganza! In which we don't mention Memorial Day at all. We do mention a bunch of other super cool shit though, like Lena Dunham and giraffes and sexy sex and stuff.
We hope you like it, and share it on iTunes, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Instagram, Friendster and FakeBlock (we watch shows!)
And here, just as sure as the sun will rise, is the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide
Hey man, nice levels
Tony bears a special distinction, is not wearing shoes
Bob forgot he was wearing a hat
HOW META
Techtalk
Tiny little wormholes
How wormholes actually work since The Boys don't really know what they are talking about
More science chat with The Boys
Bob's permanently high
Tony wants HGH
Sly's too ripped
Tony doesn't know his Rocky
First Blood (Rambo) Original Ending
Little Shop of Horrors Original Ending
Levi Stubbs
That's not Star Wars on Laserdisc that's in Tony's apartment
Best Friends Podcast
Benny Cumz
Tony is hanging his head in shame
Trek Talk, and Tony's got beef. Nerd beef.
Bob hasn't looked at Zachary Quinto lately
Different kinds of strength
Tony would whoop Baryshnikov's ass
Bob loves watching children fight
Sissyboy slapfights
Bob's been studying astral projection
Michael Crichton is tall as hell, writes like a dead man
Ladies, watch out for Bob astrally sexing you
Butthole Surfers are hard (NSFW (seriously there's a lot of penis), also bad)
Danzig is my mom
Do something old, cause Ride the Lightning is fucking dope
Listener Poll!
Come on down, Jonathan Frakes
Sorry, Darren Finizio
Bob's tweeting the Frakedog, can't do two things at once
Tony's going through some personal changes right now
What Would Riker Do?
Riker Tony is a transitional phase
How have we not talked about Tony's beard
Let's make fun of South Philly
How is country music a thing among girls
Country music represents a false ideal, Tony has his sweatpants glasses on
Rascall Flatts DID cover Life is a Highway
Ryan's trying to pay his bills :(
South Philly/Morgans Pier = homely folks
The Funplex
Double hyphens, fuck the world
Micah Smith-Seymour-Rollins-Utley
We didn't go to high school with Eric Lindros
The Porn Parody of Girls
Lena Dunham is the WORST PERSON EVER
Seriously, worst person ever
The Pizza Party Podcast, brought to you by my f*#ing rage (also: this)
Let's play a game and calm down
Two are Fake (real) One is Real (fake)
Touch a monkey, win a prize
We didn't win the New Yorker caption contest :(
Jann Wenner's son
Boner joke
Tony's never/always mellow
Thanks for listening!
Monday, May 27, 2013
Monday, May 20, 2013
Episode 017 - Mr. Fist
We're only 17. EPISODE 17 that is. We go a little Indiana Jones on your asses this week. More like Indiana JOKES amirite?
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Listen Along With Us Listener Guide
Don't Try
"He spent all his free time writing!"
Bukowski = Yoda
Bob's trying his hardest
You gotta act like you don't care
Bob wants to talk to Mystery
Tony's Saint Bernard with pizza rolls
Dog teams? Ridiculous!
Basketball player refuses to fly
Tony's siding with labor
Crazy basketball players should stick to the north east
French babies don't have ADD
France is different, racist
Tony was uncomfortable
The Chicago Fire
Bob wants to drink a Palestinian Suicide Bomber
Figs in Tuscaloosa
The Pizza Party Podcast: We're All Dudes
Hurricane Ibis
The Philadelphia Bimbos
Chubby soccer fans go to grad school
"Masters degrees are a joke" - Tony
College isn't hard
Just rewrite it
Grammar fun with the boys
David Foster Wallace, good at commencement speeches, bad at not killing self
Tony is fast, furious
Two are real, one is fake - summer movie version
Mr. Fist
Car Puncher
Food Fight
You're wrong about British dudes, ladies
There are assholes everywhere
Keith Richards' library
Touch a boob, tell a friend, live your life, pizza party forever
Historical intrigue!
Gobekli Tepe
Norm's moth joke
New Yorker Cartoon Captions
At least yours doesn't poop
It's a small town, man
Tony got a jellyfish
Listener poll! no results. Keep it going.
Everybody is short
Riker's a tall man, Tony's hero
Tony has a Jean Luc Picard commemorative plate
Captains are assholes
JLP is cooler than JTK
William Shatner is T(h)om Yorke
Thanks for listening!
Rate us in iTunes, tweet us, facebook us - and most importantly, SHARE US. with your pals. Thanks!
Listen Along With Us Listener Guide
Don't Try
"He spent all his free time writing!"
Bukowski = Yoda
Bob's trying his hardest
You gotta act like you don't care
Bob wants to talk to Mystery
Tony's Saint Bernard with pizza rolls
Dog teams? Ridiculous!
Basketball player refuses to fly
Tony's siding with labor
Crazy basketball players should stick to the north east
French babies don't have ADD
France is different, racist
Tony was uncomfortable
The Chicago Fire
Bob wants to drink a Palestinian Suicide Bomber
Figs in Tuscaloosa
The Pizza Party Podcast: We're All Dudes
Hurricane Ibis
The Philadelphia Bimbos
Chubby soccer fans go to grad school
"Masters degrees are a joke" - Tony
College isn't hard
Just rewrite it
Grammar fun with the boys
David Foster Wallace, good at commencement speeches, bad at not killing self
Tony is fast, furious
Two are real, one is fake - summer movie version
Mr. Fist
Car Puncher
Food Fight
You're wrong about British dudes, ladies
There are assholes everywhere
Keith Richards' library
Touch a boob, tell a friend, live your life, pizza party forever
Historical intrigue!
Gobekli Tepe
Norm's moth joke
New Yorker Cartoon Captions
At least yours doesn't poop
It's a small town, man
Tony got a jellyfish
Listener poll! no results. Keep it going.
Everybody is short
Riker's a tall man, Tony's hero
Tony has a Jean Luc Picard commemorative plate
Captains are assholes
JLP is cooler than JTK
William Shatner is T(h)om Yorke
Thanks for listening!
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Episode 016 - Mysterious Walker
Episode 016 - That's a bunch of episodes! Thanks for listening. As always, like us on Facebook, tell a friend, review us on iTunes - all of it. We need your help. Fly us to the moon.
We get a little weird this week, a little heavy, a little awesome. Get with it.
Here it is, the Listen Along With Us listener guide:
Tony's a terrible person
Give us some Good Advice from a Bad Person, please.
Four fours, and that's terrible
Unreduced fractions, infuriating us all
Saint Bartles & Jaymes
Tagged in The Last Supper
Hall of Fame Saint
How excited was my face?
Not up to Bob's snuff
This blog is in God's hands
Bob lived in Minneapolis
Fashion talk, with The Boys
Not enough schlong room
LBJ dirty talk
The dying noise
"LBJ's ghost is bunghole"
Phony/Funny baseball names
Bob's folio
Chicken Wolf
Red Cox
Bob wouldn't go dicks on Tony to try to fool him
Bob's parents are spiteful
JJ Putz
Spirit Guides?
"Hey baby - did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? Because God cast you out of Heaven?"
Cats falling out windows :(
NASA is jealous of cats
Fly robots
Terminal velocity explained because we are bad at science
Cat parachute pose
Cat falling science
This whole thing is probably better without links, but way to go Jason Collins
That's terrible, Bob
ESPN apologizes for commentary
Documentaries about Jesus are unnecessary
RIP Jeff Hanneman
Spider bites are metal
The Westboro Baptist Church is metal?
Touching all the bases tonight (including second)
We're smart as hell
Tony got Bob a present
Bare Bones Burger Battle, still pending
Bob's got a special treat in store for you
Listener Poll Results!
Terry, our son
New listener poll: Who should we have on the show?
Green Lantern's oath
Gay superheroes
Robin is too stupid to realize Batman is a crazy asshole
Tony and Bob saw Iron Man together accidentally
Bob's got another game for Tony
The New Yorker is terrible
No seriously, it's terrible
"Fuck man, these are bad jokes"
Tony's not good at jokes
Let's make jokes at the New Yorker til they cancel Bob's dad's subscription
Thanks for listening!
We get a little weird this week, a little heavy, a little awesome. Get with it.
Here it is, the Listen Along With Us listener guide:
Tony's a terrible person
Give us some Good Advice from a Bad Person, please.
Four fours, and that's terrible
Unreduced fractions, infuriating us all
Saint Bartles & Jaymes
Tagged in The Last Supper
Hall of Fame Saint
How excited was my face?
Not up to Bob's snuff
This blog is in God's hands
Bob lived in Minneapolis
Fashion talk, with The Boys
Not enough schlong room
LBJ dirty talk
The dying noise
"LBJ's ghost is bunghole"
Phony/Funny baseball names
Bob's folio
Chicken Wolf
Red Cox
Bob wouldn't go dicks on Tony to try to fool him
Bob's parents are spiteful
JJ Putz
Spirit Guides?
"Hey baby - did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? Because God cast you out of Heaven?"
Cats falling out windows :(
NASA is jealous of cats
Fly robots
Terminal velocity explained because we are bad at science
Cat parachute pose
Cat falling science
This whole thing is probably better without links, but way to go Jason Collins
That's terrible, Bob
ESPN apologizes for commentary
Documentaries about Jesus are unnecessary
RIP Jeff Hanneman
Spider bites are metal
The Westboro Baptist Church is metal?
Touching all the bases tonight (including second)
We're smart as hell
Tony got Bob a present
Bare Bones Burger Battle, still pending
Bob's got a special treat in store for you
Listener Poll Results!
Terry, our son
New listener poll: Who should we have on the show?
Green Lantern's oath
Gay superheroes
Robin is too stupid to realize Batman is a crazy asshole
Tony and Bob saw Iron Man together accidentally
Bob's got another game for Tony
The New Yorker is terrible
No seriously, it's terrible
"Fuck man, these are bad jokes"
Tony's not good at jokes
Let's make jokes at the New Yorker til they cancel Bob's dad's subscription
Thanks for listening!
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Episode 015 - Bonfire Nights
Mmmmmm, bonfire nights. Thank you for your patience through these trying times. You will be rewarded for your loyalty. That sounds like something a bad guy would say, and I'm ok with that. All my rowdy friend is here for Monday night.
As always, like us on Facebook, rate us on iTunes, staple us to your face. Get on our level.
And here now, the triumphant return of the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide
Bob's working on his jokes
It's Monday night and the mood is right
Tony's furious
Tony's got a long-ass headphone cord now
Garfielding
Tony's stance on fasting: against
Zero One Five
Tony's stance on throwing things: for
Tony's smoking weeds
Tony can't keep up the pretense
Bob's so bad at shit and can't remember things
Listener Feedback!
"Tony def doesn't look like the mayor of Braddock" - Carolyn
Matthew sent us a video, and looks like a normal dude, has a triangle on his hat and Bovril
Tony celebrates diversity every day
Chugging butts
Tony is non-ethnically specific cursed
Non-us stuff
[segue]
Listener poll!
The Pizza Party Podcast Movie, starring:
Timothy Olyphant, Haley Mills Parent Trap Style
Will Smith, Lindsay Lohan Parent Trap Style
Chase Utley and DJ Jazzy Jeff
Brian Cox and Tom Noonan
The Big Show
Channing Tatum x2
Wesley Snipes and Gucci Mane
Anthony Hopkins could play Mopo
But really: Jeff Goldblum and Busta Rhymes
Baby Names!
Don't name your kid a nickname
Popular for 2013: pussy names
Ethan's never gonna win a fistfight or touch a boob
Oliver is a monkey from the 1870's, do you like him? He's my son
Bob's been in the thick of it
Bob's daughter is slutty, named Robert
Harold MacPherson
Good thing for the Pizza Party Podcast: Dick Pole
Bob and Tony are having a baby
I whip my hair back and forth
The NHL is kind of a joke
Punch Imlach's masterpiece of trolling
Bob's back hurts :(
The Freedomites
Fuck school, take your pants off
New Teen Sensation
The English Beat
Drunk moms, grabbing Ds
Drunk moms, seeing if the chestcarpet matches the facedrapes
Tony, dancing his heart out
Tony just sang
Are you smelling it?
Bonfire Nights, by Bob (romance)
Tony knows his weights and measures
We all have our cross to bear
The Unabomber's descent into unabombing
Secret origins
Tony's dreamcatcher is full
Tony's curated collection of Lego art is growing
Star Wars Day
Tony took his hat off
Bob was in New York, hated it
Bob got parking grifted
Tony doesn't like it when people touch his things
Randy's theme song
Crinkle time
Nice shoes, man
What's going on in the world?
Tony loves horse racing, yelling at horses
Crazy hats and shit
Pizza Party forever, thanks for listening
As always, like us on Facebook, rate us on iTunes, staple us to your face. Get on our level.
And here now, the triumphant return of the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide
Bob's working on his jokes
It's Monday night and the mood is right
Tony's furious
Tony's got a long-ass headphone cord now
Garfielding
Tony's stance on fasting: against
Zero One Five
Tony's stance on throwing things: for
Tony's smoking weeds
Tony can't keep up the pretense
Bob's so bad at shit and can't remember things
Listener Feedback!
"Tony def doesn't look like the mayor of Braddock" - Carolyn
Matthew sent us a video, and looks like a normal dude, has a triangle on his hat and Bovril
Tony celebrates diversity every day
Chugging butts
Tony is non-ethnically specific cursed
Non-us stuff
[segue]
Listener poll!
The Pizza Party Podcast Movie, starring:
Timothy Olyphant, Haley Mills Parent Trap Style
Will Smith, Lindsay Lohan Parent Trap Style
Chase Utley and DJ Jazzy Jeff
Brian Cox and Tom Noonan
The Big Show
Channing Tatum x2
Wesley Snipes and Gucci Mane
Anthony Hopkins could play Mopo
But really: Jeff Goldblum and Busta Rhymes
Baby Names!
Don't name your kid a nickname
Popular for 2013: pussy names
Ethan's never gonna win a fistfight or touch a boob
Oliver is a monkey from the 1870's, do you like him? He's my son
Bob's been in the thick of it
Bob's daughter is slutty, named Robert
Harold MacPherson
Good thing for the Pizza Party Podcast: Dick Pole
Bob and Tony are having a baby
I whip my hair back and forth
The NHL is kind of a joke
Punch Imlach's masterpiece of trolling
Bob's back hurts :(
The Freedomites
Fuck school, take your pants off
New Teen Sensation
The English Beat
Drunk moms, grabbing Ds
Drunk moms, seeing if the chestcarpet matches the facedrapes
Tony, dancing his heart out
Tony just sang
Are you smelling it?
Bonfire Nights, by Bob (romance)
Tony knows his weights and measures
We all have our cross to bear
The Unabomber's descent into unabombing
Secret origins
Tony's dreamcatcher is full
Tony's curated collection of Lego art is growing
Star Wars Day
Tony took his hat off
Bob was in New York, hated it
Bob got parking grifted
Tony doesn't like it when people touch his things
Randy's theme song
Crinkle time
Nice shoes, man
What's going on in the world?
Tony loves horse racing, yelling at horses
Crazy hats and shit
Pizza Party forever, thanks for listening
Episode 014 - Hatebeard and Supersinger
Sorry guys, no listener guide yet! Tony's laptop committed suicide :( BUT this episode is REALLY GOOD
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