BRING IT IN. Bring it in. Alright, grab a knee.
You've been putting in a solid effort out there, but I think if we focus and remember the fundamentals, we can really bring home a win with episode 013.
Now get out there, rate us on iTunes, tell a friend, and laugh your head off. Let's do this.
asspat
Listen Along With Us Listener Guide
Cedar Cone Incense, the official scent of The Pizza Party
Best Unit Ever
Bob Owes Tony 80 cents
Dr. Suess, military playwright
4/20 BLAZE IT
Superman vs. The KKK
Tony could beat up Spiderman
Tony is a supervillain, powers: tweeting
Lex Luthor doesn't fuck around
Tony got edited
Bubblejack
BOB IS RAPPING BOB IS RAPPING
Bob has a lot on his mind
Dicks across America
Tony's wearing a sleeveless shirt/ride on freedom
Git 'er dead
"swoopneck French naval shirt"
Wolverine probably used to say the N word a lot
Tony hates coconut
Bob is a creepy old shit
Listener Feedback!
Tony got in trouble :(
Amazon Swaaaaag
Bieber catching flak
Tony's googling old baseball players
The internet's gonna be REAL annoying about Arrested Development
Poll results!!
Tony hates stoners
Tony saw a bird and everything fell down
Bob hates poker jerks
Tony DOESN'T have I hate everyone tattooed across his chest
Weekend at Bob Marley's
Bob v. Tony Bob Marley rumble
"Bob Marley is basically Britney Spears" - Tony
Listener Mail!
New Podcast Smell
Bob irl
Tony irl
Tony irl irl
Bob's doing an accent
Tony doesn't do drugs
Bob's reached Nirvana/Tony's gonna fill his heart Chakra with chicken wings
The Flu game/MJ was poisoned
Wayne Gretzky doesn't wear sneakers
Tainted pizza :(
"Get the fuck up off my pizza." - Michael Jordan
Why do you think basketball games are such high scoring affairs?
Shot clock history
Hockey Chat with The Boys
Bob's going for the cycle
Tony and Bob are cursed
Greatest moment of Tony's life: Phillies winning the world series
From Fart jokes to
Dick News!
Suck on that, chimpanzees
PNAS: Women prefer big schlongs
Bob's got a theory on gangbangs
Women early traintrack fatality rates
Sperm race
Tony: King of the Cavemen
Baby Bob burning his mom
Full Beard or Nothing
Goatees are terrible
Baseball players are all 15
Nick Nolte!
World War Hulk
Mr Fixit
Bob would bang She-Hulk
Tony is a Man Brickhouse
Thanks for listening!
Monday, April 22, 2013
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Episode 012 - Coconut Explosion 1909
Well, it's here - a day late and a dollar short. Episode 12 and it's Bob's birthday and it's Monday night and everything is weird as hell. Hope you like historical mysteries.
Listen/subscribe/rate/review on iTunes, or stream right here.
Listen Along With Us Listener Guide:
It's Monday night, Tony's weirded out and Bob's at fault
Happy Birthday Bob
Checkerboard cake
Carrot cake: the worst thing that ever happened to Tony
Tony's birthday is more important than Bob's birthday
Bob's brother/dog ruined his birthday
No Catholic stuff this week
Most boring podcast ever
Tony has new headphones
Amish Hate Crime Update
Traffic? fuck it
REMIX!
Bob can't get foodstamps anymore
Tony's cell phone broke :(
Siri! I'm too slippery to read my tweets
Roma!
The Eagles fight song is terrible. and their fans
The Hawk Will Never Die
Tony's making friends at the social club
Tony's a gigolo now? slash is getting pimped
Balloon porn (sorry, no link)
Bob's being lured at "Luring" park
Mopo in balloon porn
Later, Seaquest
The acting Deluises
Bob doesn't look like Timothy Olyphant
Big Bang Theory is terrible
Tony's notepad
Listener Poll results:
Food Festival!
Bob's got a way with mean husbands
How do you spell Jabroni?
Tony loves The Rock
12
Tony spends his Mondays buying topsiders
The Sausage Alliance rolled
Tony went to the airport for no reason, is steady
Tony will make fun of your fat girlfriend
TV Recap with The Boys!
Sideburns! Sideburns for everyone! - Mad Men
Tony's drunk off Hi-ball energy drink
Local Flavor
Not Plum Island
Oak Island!
Tackle block
Boys in 1795 were much better at digging
Bob the torpedo
Tony's big into historical mysteries / treasure
Gobekli Tepe
Pizza Party Forever
Thanks for listening!
Listen/subscribe/rate/review on iTunes, or stream right here.
Listen Along With Us Listener Guide:
It's Monday night, Tony's weirded out and Bob's at fault
Happy Birthday Bob
Checkerboard cake
Carrot cake: the worst thing that ever happened to Tony
Tony's birthday is more important than Bob's birthday
Bob's brother/dog ruined his birthday
No Catholic stuff this week
Most boring podcast ever
Tony has new headphones
Amish Hate Crime Update
Traffic? fuck it
REMIX!
Bob can't get foodstamps anymore
Tony's cell phone broke :(
Siri! I'm too slippery to read my tweets
Roma!
The Eagles fight song is terrible. and their fans
The Hawk Will Never Die
Tony's making friends at the social club
Tony's a gigolo now? slash is getting pimped
Balloon porn (sorry, no link)
Bob's being lured at "Luring" park
Mopo in balloon porn
Later, Seaquest
The acting Deluises
Bob doesn't look like Timothy Olyphant
Big Bang Theory is terrible
Tony's notepad
Listener Poll results:
Food Festival!
Bob's got a way with mean husbands
How do you spell Jabroni?
Tony loves The Rock
12
Tony spends his Mondays buying topsiders
The Sausage Alliance rolled
Tony went to the airport for no reason, is steady
Tony will make fun of your fat girlfriend
TV Recap with The Boys!
Sideburns! Sideburns for everyone! - Mad Men
Tony's drunk off Hi-ball energy drink
Local Flavor
Not Plum Island
Oak Island!
Tackle block
Boys in 1795 were much better at digging
Bob the torpedo
Tony's big into historical mysteries / treasure
Gobekli Tepe
Pizza Party Forever
Thanks for listening!
Monday, April 8, 2013
Episode 011 - God's Cruelest Joke
Episode 011, Jimmy Rollins' favorite episode. Did you know Jimmy is actually short for Jimothy? Now you do. This week we get after girls, Girls, disease, international politics and a bunch of other crazy crap. You'll love it as much as Jimothy.
Thank you so much for sharing with us, sharing us, rating us and listening to us. Keep up the good work. Tell a friend. xoxoxo
Listen Along With Us Listener Guide:
Should I have you in both ears?
Bob's got a treat for us
Lent's over and Tony's sick
Most podcasts fail within the first week
Bob will not stop talking about Catholic stuff
Quasimodo Sunday
Embargoes are dumb
The Boys are Rush Limbaugh
Tony hated "The Weather Bit"
Team Tony vs. Team Bob
Listener Poll!
Be smart, add the options
Tony's shopping at Lilly Pulitzer, "Forever 42" and Wherever They Sell Dick
The Lilly Pulitzer Jeep
Old Lady Pantsuits
Crazy Pants Carlton
Live Every Day Like it's Easter
PS we are sorry we killed Lilly Pulitzer
Bob bought a comic book
Tony thinks Batman's a bitch, Thom Yorke's a prick
KISS > Radiohead
Worst Dressed Band
Mr. T at the Chicago Blackhawks game
Mr. T wears many hats
#mymainline
Bob wants you to take it to the main line man
Tony's out of it
Seaquest
Roy Scheider: Shark Cop
Crazy Mary, Dirty Larry
Tony's right about James Taylor
Steve Carlton is Brian Wilson
The Holocaust is kinda hard to deny / Holocaust deniers are the worst
Bad Book Idea: Thanks Nazis!
Nazis were into aliens
The Emu War
Bob quit Twitter
Tony's not, he's gettin' weird
Go see Spring Breakers
Rent is basically the same thing as Kids
Bob hates Rent
Teen Sex Romps, perverted
James Franco is Riff Raff
Crime doesn't pay
Bob's thinking about Harmony Korine
Harmony Korine is skating with Kevin Bacon's dad
Girls is Common People
...and Lena Dunham is the worst
...and a terrible writer.
X Files rules
Lena Dunham overcame so much
Quinoa-stuffed pumpkins
Lena Dunham's torso looks like grumpy cat
Abe Frohman, Sausage king of Chicago
God's Cruelest Joke
Pizza Party forever
Thank you so much for sharing with us, sharing us, rating us and listening to us. Keep up the good work. Tell a friend. xoxoxo
Listen Along With Us Listener Guide:
Should I have you in both ears?
Bob's got a treat for us
Lent's over and Tony's sick
Most podcasts fail within the first week
Bob will not stop talking about Catholic stuff
Quasimodo Sunday
Embargoes are dumb
The Boys are Rush Limbaugh
Tony hated "The Weather Bit"
Team Tony vs. Team Bob
Listener Poll!
Be smart, add the options
Tony's shopping at Lilly Pulitzer, "Forever 42" and Wherever They Sell Dick
The Lilly Pulitzer Jeep
Old Lady Pantsuits
Crazy Pants Carlton
Live Every Day Like it's Easter
PS we are sorry we killed Lilly Pulitzer
Bob bought a comic book
Tony thinks Batman's a bitch, Thom Yorke's a prick
KISS > Radiohead
Worst Dressed Band
Mr. T at the Chicago Blackhawks game
Mr. T wears many hats
#mymainline
Bob wants you to take it to the main line man
Tony's out of it
Seaquest
Roy Scheider: Shark Cop
Crazy Mary, Dirty Larry
Tony's right about James Taylor
Steve Carlton is Brian Wilson
The Holocaust is kinda hard to deny / Holocaust deniers are the worst
Bad Book Idea: Thanks Nazis!
Nazis were into aliens
The Emu War
Bob quit Twitter
Tony's not, he's gettin' weird
Go see Spring Breakers
Rent is basically the same thing as Kids
Bob hates Rent
Teen Sex Romps, perverted
James Franco is Riff Raff
Crime doesn't pay
Bob's thinking about Harmony Korine
Harmony Korine is skating with Kevin Bacon's dad
Girls is Common People
...and Lena Dunham is the worst
...and a terrible writer.
X Files rules
Lena Dunham overcame so much
Quinoa-stuffed pumpkins
Lena Dunham's torso looks like grumpy cat
Abe Frohman, Sausage king of Chicago
God's Cruelest Joke
Pizza Party forever
Monday, April 1, 2013
Episode 010 - The Weather Underground
Double digits! Tony's 30! It's Easter! Woooo
Welcome to another installment of our podcast, The Pizza Party. Thanks for listening another week. We get real this week (way more real than ever before) it's RAW UNFILTERED CONTENT. Or something.
Subscribe on iTunes! AND it would be super cool if you could rate us and give us a review. We would really love that. ;)
OR just stream it right here!
Tony's sponsored
Kevin Bacon's dad's footie
Bob giggles too much
Antagonize the haters
Mopo's belching
Official hating, on the record
Get your whine on
The Pizza Party, worse than Seinfeld
Well, I think your review sucks
Bob thinks Lindsay Lohan could be great
Creepy dudes, clearing out the cafe
Human interaction
Thanks, John the Pastor
Dudes are the worst
Hot girl fingerdrumming
Bob's banning people
Sickly Bob Weir
ABK (always be kissin)
Tony's wearing the yoke of responsibility
Thanks for the b-day present, Mopo
Bob's brother hates the cat
Lemme buy her a Bud Light and touch her little boobs
Bob is a very successful Pick Up Artist
Tony's not in the program
Girls love recovered Alcoholics
Tony looks like Santa - Tony's family
Tony prefers a cookie cake
Bob's a model
Levi's Bukowski spot
Bob didn't get a call back
Tony, senior year scumbag
Tony's landlord stole his Star Wars toys
Out for Star Wars justice together
Listener feedback from our comrades
Pitsar
Otter danger
The Warty Comb Jelly
Bob needs to do more pre-pro
The high price of jelly
Bob's cleaning lady quit
Tony's bracket is busted
Listener poll (pole)!
15 1/2 dick units
Rainbow machine
Don't call it a unit
Tony doesn't know where to shop
Tony doesn't have a lot of dreams
Tony had a nightmare
Bob needs kittens to get to sleep
Good Advice from a Bad Person!
The Boys discover the true meaning of Easter
Sup Pagans
Weather holidays
Tony quits
Speak English or Die
Rabbits: not hermaphroditic
Fables: kinda for girls
Tony needs some book recommendations
Dick chat
Famous parts
Rasputin's murder
Real world dick news
European style
Thanks for listening!
Welcome to another installment of our podcast, The Pizza Party. Thanks for listening another week. We get real this week (way more real than ever before) it's RAW UNFILTERED CONTENT. Or something.
Subscribe on iTunes! AND it would be super cool if you could rate us and give us a review. We would really love that. ;)
OR just stream it right here!
Tony's sponsored
Kevin Bacon's dad's footie
Bob giggles too much
Antagonize the haters
Mopo's belching
Official hating, on the record
Get your whine on
The Pizza Party, worse than Seinfeld
Well, I think your review sucks
Bob thinks Lindsay Lohan could be great
Creepy dudes, clearing out the cafe
Human interaction
Thanks, John the Pastor
Dudes are the worst
Hot girl fingerdrumming
Bob's banning people
Sickly Bob Weir
ABK (always be kissin)
Tony's wearing the yoke of responsibility
Thanks for the b-day present, Mopo
Bob's brother hates the cat
Lemme buy her a Bud Light and touch her little boobs
Bob is a very successful Pick Up Artist
Tony's not in the program
Girls love recovered Alcoholics
Tony looks like Santa - Tony's family
Tony prefers a cookie cake
Bob's a model
Levi's Bukowski spot
Bob didn't get a call back
Tony, senior year scumbag
Tony's landlord stole his Star Wars toys
Out for Star Wars justice together
Listener feedback from our comrades
Pitsar
Otter danger
The Warty Comb Jelly
Bob needs to do more pre-pro
The high price of jelly
Bob's cleaning lady quit
Tony's bracket is busted
Listener poll (pole)!
15 1/2 dick units
Rainbow machine
Don't call it a unit
Tony doesn't know where to shop
Tony doesn't have a lot of dreams
Tony had a nightmare
Bob needs kittens to get to sleep
Good Advice from a Bad Person!
The Boys discover the true meaning of Easter
Sup Pagans
Weather holidays
Tony quits
Speak English or Die
Rabbits: not hermaphroditic
Fables: kinda for girls
Tony needs some book recommendations
Dick chat
Famous parts
Rasputin's murder
Real world dick news
European style
Thanks for listening!
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