Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Episode 009 - One if by land, two if by podcast

Episode 009. Our last single digit episode. They grow up so fast. Join us on this celebratory journey with notes of stone fruit and a strong, mouthy finish.

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And now join us - with the Listen Along with Us Listener Guide

The Big Bopper rode a plane tail into history

Richie Valens is Carlos Mencia

The Boys have been forced under cover of night

Gabe sucks

DMX is on a horse!!

DMX singing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, is Tony's spirit animal

Bob's bracket is busted

Explorer is a weak-ass name for a team

Tony was out with the Dick Chat Crew

Tony had his birthday party

Nichole is short

Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk

Hoot, Hoot

Tony loves go-go dancers

Momentous Dick News

Listener poll: what would you rather have instead of a penis?

Make Sex Poses

Folded into a roll, like a Swiss Roll

Chest Dick

Don't need a penis to love the ladies

Welcome, UYD Nation

Standing on the shoulders of giants

Good Advice from a Bad Person

Squirrel Terror!

Mopo, notorious jerky thief

Bed gully

There's no escaping squirrels

Fiesta pooper

Chill out, gringa

Mopo has nothing to add, is a dickhead

Tony's silly

Official drink of the Pizza Party Podcast: The Hot Beef Injection

Pizza in the USSR

Artisinal small-batch mayonnaise

Tony doesn't understand Boston Market

Tony got someone fired (don't mess with Tony's burgers)

Eggs on burgers, worth getting someone fired

Bob's not making your iced tea

The Wire is overrated - Tony

White people love the gritty realism of the Baltimore drug trade

My Posse Don't Do Homework: the Tony movie vehicle

Cigarette Smoking Man

Mopo is a dickhead, pt. 2

Misery is a good movie

Mopo is a dickhead, pt. 3

Tony can't handle his drugs

Season three of Boy Meets World

Poll results!

Taking hostages is a lost art

Tony's crotch problems

Try a little tenderness, you guys

Thanks for listening!















Monday, March 18, 2013

Episode 008 - Fear is the Mind Killer

Strap on your stillsuit and join us for Episode 008. Crazy 8s. Anything can happen. Anything did happen.

You can stream the episode right here, download it or subscribe on iTunes. If you DO subscribe on iTunes, be a doll and write us a review and rate us if you don't mind? Thanks in advance.

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Oh! And if you're wondering where are artwork is from this week.
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Listen Along with Us Listener Guide:

You missed Tony bitching about his family

Crazy Eights

It's still Lent

It's Saint Patrick's Day! and Tony hates it

McDonald's breakfast is the best

McSaplings

Bob got discriminated against :( (holy crap the picture on this page is so funny)

The Fighting Irish

Shitty White People Arguments

Vikings vs Indians!

Hilarious White Folly

Bob's never seen a sapphire

Tony's precious gemstone collection

Mopo's a garbage cat

Bob didn't know they were sheets

Tony went to Bed, Bath & Beyond

Bob stole a cross, turned it into a gun

Our new Pope can Paso Doble, rides the bus

Pope Joe Biden

Lame Duck Pope

Ola Spanish listeners

Number one definition of queer

Tony doesn't think you should eat pineapples

Listener Feedback

The Pizza Party Podcast is heavily edited*

The spirit never moves Tony

The Boys are waiting for Godot

*For example: Tony described Star Trek: Enterprise even more here

Tony's beef with Sci-Fi

Dune Pizza and the American Dream

Tony wants a Dune tattoo and that's terrible

The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia (official Pizza Party recommendation)

Painkillers are a sophisticated drug

Netflix doesn't probe deep enough for Bob

PPP is tangents

The Hawk Will Never Die

Twitter is great for famous people and Tony

The listener poll went over like a fart in church

Pizza Party Drinking Game Rules:
Drink when Bob sings
Drink when Bob mentions Minneapolis
Drink when you're sad
Drink when Tony mentions he hates everything
Drink when you hear Tony use his zippo

One hour is way too much Pizza Party Podcast

Young people's surprising attention span

Tony and these things are 30

Sick Nobel Peace Prize burn

Ice-T, political pundit

Bob misses the Disney Channel

Tony idolized Mr T

Dick Chat

Ç

Peeler Machine 

Genital Theft 

The Boys prefer Santeria

Russian cuisine is terrible

Japanese Suicide Forest 

Tony's ideal diet

TONY WANTS COOKIES

Bob craves chocolate in the middle of the night

Amish on Amish crime

Stabbing a vampire through the heart with a cross is NOT a hate crime

Wither the werewolf? 

Three burly Amish men fined for shaving Tony's beard

The Boys getting not funny

Thanks for listening!


Monday, March 11, 2013

Episode 007 - Head of the Class

Ahhh, here we are - lucky number 007 - our most heavily edited episode yet! Don't forget to subscribe, rate and review on iTunes, head on over to our Facebook page and vote in the listener poll, shoot us an email, kiss our faces, eat sandwiches, come to Tony's birthday, etc etc.

Without further ado - Episode 007: Head of the Class


And with that, join us.

Listen Along with Us Listener Guide:

Bob needs a beard

Our favorite Scotsman

Girls is saints too

Milla Jovovich

You want to be on the show (except Dan)

Sending Bub and Tom on a mission

Yolo pt 2

Drake, not actually paralyzed/inspirational

Shania Twain, teenage oil baron

Tony is adorable

Tony's rallying cries fall on deaf ears

Poll Results!

Getting dark

Marc Summers, getting trolled

Genius idea: Pizza Crawl

Pizza Party Podcast Drinking Game (go vote on the Facebook page)

Nick is a terrible (the best) Dave & Buster's guest

Just say no to Bourgeois pizza

Tony's existential wallet crisis

A quarter of an inch is a lot in ass real estate

Bob's really excited

Dr. Henry Judah Heimlich

Chest wounds :(

Restaurant Death

Malaria probably doesn't cure AIDS

Stop hogging all the donuts

The Heimlich maneuver is OUT

Tony's baby grill

Damn you raisins

Bob's interlude

Tony, childhood hero

What's the point of an engagement party?

Tony's itchin to get hitched

A bone to pick with the Satanists

The Pine Barrens are weird

Bob's too celestial

Indigo Children (are assholes)

It's a wonder we can accomplish anything with these parents

Tony's way too spiritually mature for this homework bullshit

Get on our (spiritual) level

The Ungame (now with music?)

Tony is content, excited and hungry

A special look behind the scenes this week


Monday, March 4, 2013

Episode 006 - The Boys in the Conservatory with the Candlestick

Episode sexy six. For you. For us. For everyone.

Download, subscribe on iTunes, do whatever you have to do to bring us to you. Every week, every way,

If you do the iTunes thang (girl), give us a review (girl), rates us (girl) aw yeah.

Stream it right here!




Listen Along with Us Listener Guide

Bob lived in Minnesota

Tony numbers things

Saint David's Day

Sport a leek

Tony lies sometimes

Commemorative plaque

Old whales, speared

Hockey Chat with The Boys

One day, Bob will have a subfloor

Brian Wilson

Nazi Saboteurs

The Zimmerman Letter

Nazi Saboteurs, stepping out

Tony nailed his Oscar picks

Jennifer Aniston, universally beloved crazy ex girlfriend

Good Pizza Party engagement

The results are in: Wadsworth won!

Bob rigged the election for the Lord of Darkness

Bob Sings!

Thomas Pynchon is Leon Redbone

Tony's turning 30! How should he spend his birthday?

Tony went to the Sixers game with his future ex wife and didn't mention her name so he wouldn't get murdered by her. The Sixers won.

Bob can't make moves in cars

Russians are the Vulcans of Eath (and Tony loves them for it)

Bob's turn ons: Smarter than Bob, Dancer's thighs, Cooking, Fluent in a foreign language, Likes Frank Zappa

The great porno heist

HIDEKI MATSUI IS HIS NAME DUMB TONY

Tony's "process"

Mouthkiss Nightbed

Casey at the Bat

Tattoo-related arm soreness

Boat Life







Tony's Hot Date

Being a junior is hard

Shady Romanian waterlords

Dick Chat Penis News

Small-penised men get shit done

Don Draper: coming to the Pizza Party to talk about his penis?

Mexican Murder Tweens

America is falling dangerously behind in childcrime

YOLO

We live in a different cultural landscape

Bieber's bad birthday

White people: wrong on Frank Ocean (Gaybyface)

Bob doesn't like bragging

Pizza apps

Making stupid people feel smart = $$

Catholics are vampires, apprently

Jesus jokes

Thanks for listening!!