The blog returns! Here I am, doing a blog! Hi guys, how are you? Crazy about the weather huh. Have you lost weight you look fantastic
This episode is clean and mean and full of peen. Hope you enjoy!
As always, thanks for listening. If you enjoy it, share it - post it to your facebook, tweet it, review us on iTunes, whatever it takes. No surrender. And we ALWAYS welcome feedback, suggestions, What Does Tony Hate More, Good Advice from a Bad Person - anything really.
What's up guys?
Tony's wearing the same clothes two days in a row (and they have a monster on them)
What if God was one of us?
Bob's funemployment has come to an end
Bob the sickly sixth grader loved Mario 3
MegaMan is a hero of our time
Word of the Day - pica
Tony's wrong on science
Continual vs Continuous
Listener feedback and weather and traffic
The Shining isn't about the Holocaust
Tony wrote a play lol
Bob's taking Sgt Pepper
Tony's not letting Bob make his point
Bob still loves documentaries
Keith burning the beats
Tony's taking Hemingway
Tony's wrong about Woodie Allen
Hemingway's personal correspondence (which Tony already talked about)
F. Scott Fitzgerald is kind of a wimp
Eric Clapton: Sorry; Ron Wood: YOLO
"Hey man you're gonna fuck it up"
Tony doesn't have that
Can't, won't, didn't
Hunter S. Thompson: sportswriter and asshole-fan-haver
You've got your hands full with these Arieses
Think about all the movies
Who is the greatest movie villain of all time? FEEL FREE TO WEIGH IN
Of course Tony picked Darth Vader
Is this cake song still on?
Poor Captain Hook
Tony's telling a Facebook story you guys
Bob's scared to get out of his bed because of clowns
What's the scariest thing that ever happened to you?
Icelandic fisherman are tough
Bob's illegally swimming
Fishermen can't swim
Avalanche defense
Avalanche is the best villain ever
Which movie about your life do you want to see?
Tony's going indie, Bob's going Michael Bay - surprise!
Rutger Hauer and An Avalanche starring in Bob Story
Carpuncher: How Tony Saved Christmas Forever
Catdancers lol
We didn't win and that's total bullshit
That's not a thing to joke about
Caption contest!! this one got kinda weird
The Gentleman's Guide to: Manicures
The DOGter got a MANicure
What did the fish say to the man?
Thanks for listening!
Monday, July 29, 2013
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Episode 025 - Bon Papillon with Bobby Slumbers
Episode 25 and it's got some poorly pronounced French in it. And trees. And cologne. And tales of redemption. It's really a beautiful slice-of-life look at the lives of two boys. Or something. Listen! Rate! Share! Backfeed!
There are lots of things Bob could do that would be smart that he doesn't do
Cognitive dissonance and the lazy moralism
Recycling is a sham
Wake up sheeple!
Dogtor hahahah
Bob's cultivating a personal brand
Why you look like that man, why you do that
Bob body, Hitler head
Bob's offering up a look to you
Tony's strongly anti vest
Bob was known as The Newsy
Tony's smart and knows words
Fungible
Tony is unavailing
Tony had to go to the hospital :(
Jerk Wagon
She was a million and she was allergic to Valtrex
The Newsy does not have Herpes
Bad dads
DJ Cool Dad losing his weekend visitation rights cause the kid got a brain injury
Tony was wheeled around on a gurney like a corpse
Oh cool it's dry in the middle here
Tony, also strongly anti coconut
We goin' ham over some elderberry over here
Here's a bon ponpolon
The boys are going tubing
Tony's swimming about like a river otter
B-) no more
Twitter saves the day!
Warby Parker: endorsed
Tony's got a really (kinda) high Klout score
The Pizza Party's first official backwards endorsement/advertisement
Michael Martinez's Baseball Reference page
He seriously looks just like Mopo
Faceball and Basebook
If you want high self esteem, do esteemable things
Tony's got a good moon team going
Virgin Galactic
The Boat Museum
Literal monsters
Science Death
Dying in space is a glorious way to go
Tony wants to bring back seeking the hero's death
Bob isn't being clotheslined, railroaded or sandbagged
Harangutang
This week's upChuck
That hipster noise band loves the Phillies
Loch Ness vs. Sasquatch vs. Presidential Thyroid Cancer, who ya got?
Bob's leading with Sasquatch, Tony's leading with the Loch Ness monster
What if Bigfoot has cancer? What if Bigfoot is president?
When's our first AIDS president? When's our first atheist president? When's our first Loch Ness president?
Don't trust the Catholic presidents
Don't trust River monsters
Where's the blue fur?
Zebra time
You can't break a zebra
Bob has a present for Tony!!
How many trees can you name? What about the colors of the wind?
Tony had to take a call
Secret hater in the studio/Tony's going shopping
What's your favorite tree?
Bobby Slumbers is turning in his pen
Soft voices, medically driving the ladies mad
It's time for Bobby Slumbers presents: The Gentleman's Guide
Tony's looking for a new fragrance
Bam Bam Bigelow's new fragrance house
It's a charming talc
PPP fans yelling mashed potatoes
Designer stubble won't go away
This derby really smells like limes, weird
Bob hates bergamot and Earl Grey
I liked that fragrance before it was cool
Cologne jokes aren't very funny
SAY IT say it please
Thanks for listening!
There are lots of things Bob could do that would be smart that he doesn't do
Cognitive dissonance and the lazy moralism
Recycling is a sham
Wake up sheeple!
Dogtor hahahah
Bob's cultivating a personal brand
Why you look like that man, why you do that
Bob body, Hitler head
Bob's offering up a look to you
Tony's strongly anti vest
Bob was known as The Newsy
Tony's smart and knows words
Fungible
Tony is unavailing
Tony had to go to the hospital :(
Jerk Wagon
She was a million and she was allergic to Valtrex
The Newsy does not have Herpes
Bad dads
DJ Cool Dad losing his weekend visitation rights cause the kid got a brain injury
Tony was wheeled around on a gurney like a corpse
Oh cool it's dry in the middle here
Tony, also strongly anti coconut
We goin' ham over some elderberry over here
Here's a bon ponpolon
The boys are going tubing
Tony's swimming about like a river otter
B-) no more
Twitter saves the day!
Warby Parker: endorsed
Tony's got a really (kinda) high Klout score
The Pizza Party's first official backwards endorsement/advertisement
Michael Martinez's Baseball Reference page
He seriously looks just like Mopo
Faceball and Basebook
If you want high self esteem, do esteemable things
Tony's got a good moon team going
Virgin Galactic
The Boat Museum
Literal monsters
Science Death
Dying in space is a glorious way to go
Tony wants to bring back seeking the hero's death
Bob isn't being clotheslined, railroaded or sandbagged
Harangutang
This week's upChuck
That hipster noise band loves the Phillies
Loch Ness vs. Sasquatch vs. Presidential Thyroid Cancer, who ya got?
Bob's leading with Sasquatch, Tony's leading with the Loch Ness monster
What if Bigfoot has cancer? What if Bigfoot is president?
When's our first AIDS president? When's our first atheist president? When's our first Loch Ness president?
Don't trust the Catholic presidents
Don't trust River monsters
Where's the blue fur?
Zebra time
You can't break a zebra
Bob has a present for Tony!!
How many trees can you name? What about the colors of the wind?
Tony had to take a call
Secret hater in the studio/Tony's going shopping
What's your favorite tree?
Bobby Slumbers is turning in his pen
Soft voices, medically driving the ladies mad
It's time for Bobby Slumbers presents: The Gentleman's Guide
Tony's looking for a new fragrance
Bam Bam Bigelow's new fragrance house
It's a charming talc
PPP fans yelling mashed potatoes
Designer stubble won't go away
This derby really smells like limes, weird
Bob hates bergamot and Earl Grey
I liked that fragrance before it was cool
Cologne jokes aren't very funny
SAY IT say it please
Thanks for listening!
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Episode 024 - Jammin'
Hey guys! Look - a blog! Sorry there wasn't one last week :(
This episode is prettttty pretty cool though. We get all patriotic and stuff for the Fourth, and talk a little video games. Thanks for listening. Happy America. As always, feel free to get at us on Facebook, Twitter, email - or leave us a review on iTunes. Most importantly, tell a friend. Right to the moon.
Listen Along With Us Listener Guide:
The walkaround music
(We're talking about this fantastic game)
Nintendo Power
Bob's Haircut
The peak of butt stuff / the salad days of your butt
Bob hoped he got fired for his long hair
What's a fascinator?
The barber called baby Bobby a bad name
Bob can't stop layering
I didn't find that Vine
Meeting our fans
Bob lost his stylist in the fire
Listener feedback!
DJ Bad One and DJ Cool Dad
Tony made America proud
We had all the sports
A big party that all your friends have to come to and bring presents that you picked out
Ironic troublemaking
What Does Tony Hate More?
Club Kids vs. Hippies
Ravers might be libertarians, you don't know
Pro Bono Rave Lawyer
Snow vs. Cotton
Kale vs. People Who Like Kale
Stop talking about food
I don't know what fish do
Bob Dylan vs. Bob Marley
What Does Bob Love More?
Beardo
Two are Real, One is Fake!
Tony is so fooled
That was so stupid only Bob Marley could have come up with it
Bobs mom likes the New Yorker Cartoons caption contests
Tony's got some moon people on his side
Bob hates Ohio
Secret Drifter Dick News
Penisless footchase
Jake Peniscop
Speaking of shirtless drifters
Maryland: No shirts, all trampolines
Bob likes Baltimore's witchiness
Mmmm, hush puppies
No palfreys for Tony
Caption Contest!
Tony's Bookshelf
Men's Adventure
The Gentleman's Guide
Tony earns his full fierceness
Designer stubble
Pizza Party Forever
Thanks for listening!
Listen Along With Us Listener Guide:
The walkaround music
(We're talking about this fantastic game)
Nintendo Power
Bob's Haircut
The peak of butt stuff / the salad days of your butt
Bob hoped he got fired for his long hair
What's a fascinator?
The barber called baby Bobby a bad name
Bob can't stop layering
I didn't find that Vine
Meeting our fans
Bob lost his stylist in the fire
Listener feedback!
DJ Bad One and DJ Cool Dad
Tony made America proud
We had all the sports
A big party that all your friends have to come to and bring presents that you picked out
Ironic troublemaking
What Does Tony Hate More?
Club Kids vs. Hippies
Ravers might be libertarians, you don't know
Pro Bono Rave Lawyer
Snow vs. Cotton
Kale vs. People Who Like Kale
Stop talking about food
I don't know what fish do
Bob Dylan vs. Bob Marley
What Does Bob Love More?
Beardo
Two are Real, One is Fake!
Tony is so fooled
That was so stupid only Bob Marley could have come up with it
Bobs mom likes the New Yorker Cartoons caption contests
Tony's got some moon people on his side
Bob hates Ohio
Secret Drifter Dick News
Penisless footchase
Jake Peniscop
Speaking of shirtless drifters
Maryland: No shirts, all trampolines
Bob likes Baltimore's witchiness
Mmmm, hush puppies
No palfreys for Tony
Caption Contest!
Tony's Bookshelf
Men's Adventure
The Gentleman's Guide
Tony earns his full fierceness
Designer stubble
Pizza Party Forever
Thanks for listening!
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Monday, June 24, 2013
Episode 022 - We Love Nichole!
Double deuce. It's a good one too. The New Yorker doesn't know comedy, but WE DO. Thanks again for listening, as always. And for coming to this blog. If you want, we'd love it if you told your friends about The Pizza Party Podcast. Or shoot over to iTunes and write a review. Don't be shy either! We're very available via email, Facebook and Twitter!
Listen Along With Us Listener Guide
Goodnight sweet prince
Bob's weirded out by the internet/celebrity deaths/hoaxes
Falstaffian
Star Warms
Obituary ready to go
Sexdeath
Tony's son
Bob's son/Tony
Seven brothers for seven brothers
Bob goes unreviewed
Surprisingly, people would watch a six-hour play
Revenge of the Bob
Super America
Tony's turning on a light, bob's crinkling a bag - MUST HEAR PODCASTING
Tony loves Bob's Morrissey
Tony's sheets are so slutty
Bob is floored by the skyrocketing sheet prices
Tony's bored
What does Tony hate more?
No fair!
Dick News
The Rock's fun penis pain
If Bob gets famous, we're coming with him
Tony Security
Still no word from Frakes
Kudrow's got the Friends money, Riker's got the Riker money
RIP Tasha Yar
Bob's taking out the games folio for...
Two are real one is fake!
Tony is very good at the Misfits
Bob could rock Tony
Bob, not quite ready to retire the flip phone
I sent this with my thumb
Bob's writing poetry (about Nichole)
The Gentleman's Guide
Hairstyles with character
Tony's browning up the dome / getting bronzed
Conductor hairdos
Homeless people assume Bob's a musician
Everyone assumes Tony works in computers
Bob's a dandy
Tony's singing
The athletic doorman of the nightclub wears a ponytail
Bob's getting an eyeful today
The Pizza Party Junglebook
Paula Deen got in trouble
Daytime Date Destinations
Peein / in the shower / rockin / to the dawn
People who read the New Yorker continue to be aggressively unfunny
Copmath funny joke times
Eureka!
The (non) winner!
Pizza party forever
Thanks for listening!
Listen Along With Us Listener Guide
Goodnight sweet prince
Bob's weirded out by the internet/celebrity deaths/hoaxes
Falstaffian
Star Warms
Obituary ready to go
Sexdeath
Tony's son
Bob's son/Tony
Seven brothers for seven brothers
Bob goes unreviewed
Surprisingly, people would watch a six-hour play
Revenge of the Bob
Super America
Tony's turning on a light, bob's crinkling a bag - MUST HEAR PODCASTING
Tony loves Bob's Morrissey
Tony's sheets are so slutty
Bob is floored by the skyrocketing sheet prices
Tony's bored
What does Tony hate more?
No fair!
Dick News
The Rock's fun penis pain
If Bob gets famous, we're coming with him
Tony Security
Still no word from Frakes
Kudrow's got the Friends money, Riker's got the Riker money
RIP Tasha Yar
Bob's taking out the games folio for...
Two are real one is fake!
Tony is very good at the Misfits
Bob could rock Tony
Bob, not quite ready to retire the flip phone
I sent this with my thumb
Bob's writing poetry (about Nichole)
The Gentleman's Guide
Hairstyles with character
Tony's browning up the dome / getting bronzed
Conductor hairdos
Homeless people assume Bob's a musician
Everyone assumes Tony works in computers
Bob's a dandy
Tony's singing
The athletic doorman of the nightclub wears a ponytail
Bob's getting an eyeful today
The Pizza Party Junglebook
Paula Deen got in trouble
Daytime Date Destinations
Peein / in the shower / rockin / to the dawn
People who read the New Yorker continue to be aggressively unfunny
Copmath funny joke times
Eureka!
The (non) winner!
Pizza party forever
Thanks for listening!
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Episode 021 - Big Poison/Little Poison
CHEERS! We're 21 now. Let's get drunk as hellllllllll. On life.
Now and forever: The Listen Along With Us Listener Guide
Bob can't look at Larry Fishburne
Why would you like it, it's not good?
Hear of Darkness is a good book
Seriously, Joseph Conrad is bonkers
Suicide chat, with The Boys :/
Bob's very busy
Theater people are dramatic
Remember you wrote me that letter? That was [really] weird.
People are wrong about writing
Tony is not a creative type
The drunkest man Bob has ever seen
The US Open has come to our town
Moisture-wicking polo shirts left and right
Bob's mad at an old lady
We should golf
My dad is you
Come and knock on my door
Terry back up, I can't do it
People don't want Tony's help
Kim Deal quit the not Pixies
Elton John put out a lot of records
Behind the Candelabra
Game of Thrones is good as hell
Treat the horses fairly
It's not that cool to ride a horse
Enter the horse world
Bob's too tired to barista
What Does Tony Hate More?
Mickey Rourke likes punching
Theme parties are terrible
The 80s vs the 90s (spoiler alert: both terrible)
We do love INXS though
Bob longs for the times of Gatsby
Bob's got an appointment with a talent agent, Tony's not invited
Bob's gentleman payday
Tony's a former professional Tweeter
Tony hates party poopers
The Boys go to the Barber
The Pizza Party Podcast: A Paradise for Men
A real gentleman does not allow himself to be touched by a woman
Is there a dude nurse who can touch me?
I wanna see a pair of wingtips
Beard confusion
Bob loves documentaries
Get over Pussy Riot
Bob's perfect day pt. 2
Big Poison
Little Poison
Bob still loves documentaries
The ET video game
Tony MAYBE got duped about Conan/He-Man
Tony getting duped
Tony, wrong a lot today
Bison in San Fran
Keep animation out of my documentaries!
Thanks for listening!
Now and forever: The Listen Along With Us Listener Guide
Bob can't look at Larry Fishburne
Why would you like it, it's not good?
Hear of Darkness is a good book
Seriously, Joseph Conrad is bonkers
Suicide chat, with The Boys :/
Bob's very busy
Theater people are dramatic
Remember you wrote me that letter? That was [really] weird.
People are wrong about writing
Tony is not a creative type
The drunkest man Bob has ever seen
The US Open has come to our town
Moisture-wicking polo shirts left and right
Bob's mad at an old lady
We should golf
My dad is you
Come and knock on my door
Terry back up, I can't do it
People don't want Tony's help
Kim Deal quit the not Pixies
Elton John put out a lot of records
Behind the Candelabra
Game of Thrones is good as hell
Treat the horses fairly
It's not that cool to ride a horse
Enter the horse world
Bob's too tired to barista
What Does Tony Hate More?
Mickey Rourke likes punching
Theme parties are terrible
The 80s vs the 90s (spoiler alert: both terrible)
We do love INXS though
Bob longs for the times of Gatsby
Bob's got an appointment with a talent agent, Tony's not invited
Bob's gentleman payday
Tony's a former professional Tweeter
Tony hates party poopers
The Boys go to the Barber
The Pizza Party Podcast: A Paradise for Men
A real gentleman does not allow himself to be touched by a woman
Is there a dude nurse who can touch me?
I wanna see a pair of wingtips
Beard confusion
Bob loves documentaries
Get over Pussy Riot
Bob's perfect day pt. 2
Big Poison
Little Poison
Bob still loves documentaries
The ET video game
Tony MAYBE got duped about Conan/He-Man
Tony getting duped
Tony, wrong a lot today
Bison in San Fran
Keep animation out of my documentaries!
Thanks for listening!
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