Monday, June 24, 2013

Episode 022 - We Love Nichole!

Double deuce. It's a good one too. The New Yorker doesn't know comedy, but WE DO. Thanks again for listening, as always. And for coming to this blog. If you want, we'd love it if you told your friends about The Pizza Party Podcast. Or shoot over to iTunes and write a review. Don't be shy either! We're very available via email, Facebook and Twitter!



Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Goodnight sweet prince

Bob's weirded out by the internet/celebrity deaths/hoaxes

Falstaffian

Star Warms

Obituary ready to go

Sexdeath

Tony's son

Bob's son/Tony

Seven brothers for seven brothers

Bob goes unreviewed

Surprisingly, people would watch a six-hour play

Revenge of the Bob

Super America

Tony's turning on a light, bob's crinkling a bag - MUST HEAR PODCASTING

Tony loves Bob's Morrissey

Tony's sheets are so slutty

Bob is floored by the skyrocketing sheet prices

Tony's bored

What does Tony hate more?

No fair!

Dick News

The Rock's fun penis pain

If Bob gets famous, we're coming with him

Tony Security

Still no word from Frakes

Kudrow's got the Friends money, Riker's got the Riker money

RIP Tasha Yar

Bob's taking out the games folio for...

Two are real one is fake!

Tony is very good at the Misfits

Bob could rock Tony

Bob, not quite ready to retire the flip phone

I sent this with my thumb

Bob's writing poetry (about Nichole)

The Gentleman's Guide

Hairstyles with character

Tony's browning up the dome / getting bronzed

Conductor hairdos

 Homeless people assume Bob's a musician

Everyone assumes Tony works in computers

Bob's a dandy

Tony's singing

The athletic doorman of the nightclub wears a ponytail

Bob's getting an eyeful today

The Pizza Party Junglebook

Paula Deen got in trouble

Daytime Date Destinations

Peein / in the shower / rockin / to the dawn

People who read the New Yorker continue to be aggressively unfunny

Copmath funny joke times

Eureka!

The (non) winner!

Pizza party forever

Thanks for listening!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Episode 021 - Big Poison/Little Poison

CHEERS! We're 21 now. Let's get drunk as hellllllllll. On life.



Now and forever: The Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Bob can't look at Larry Fishburne

Why would you like it, it's not good?

Hear of Darkness is a good book

Seriously, Joseph Conrad is bonkers

Suicide chat, with The Boys :/

Bob's very busy

Theater people are dramatic
 
Remember you wrote me that letter? That was [really] weird.

People are wrong about writing

Tony is not a creative type 

The drunkest man Bob has ever seen

The US Open has come to our town

Moisture-wicking polo shirts left and right

Bob's mad at an old lady

We should golf

My dad is you

Come and knock on my door

Terry back up, I can't do it

People don't want Tony's help

Kim Deal quit the not Pixies

Elton John put out a lot of records

Behind the Candelabra

Game of Thrones is good as hell

Treat the horses fairly

It's not that cool to ride a horse

Enter the horse world

Bob's too tired to barista

What Does Tony Hate More?

Mickey Rourke likes punching

Theme parties are terrible

The 80s vs the 90s (spoiler alert: both terrible)

We do love INXS though

Bob longs for the times of Gatsby

Bob's got an appointment with a talent agent, Tony's not invited

Bob's gentleman payday

Tony's a former professional Tweeter

Tony hates party poopers

The Boys go to the Barber

The Pizza Party Podcast: A Paradise for Men

A real gentleman does not allow himself to be touched by a woman

Is there a dude nurse who can touch me?

I wanna see a pair of wingtips

Beard confusion

Bob loves documentaries

Get over Pussy Riot

Bob's perfect day pt. 2


Big Poison

Little Poison

Bob still loves documentaries

The ET video game

Tony MAYBE got duped about Conan/He-Man

Tony getting duped

Tony, wrong a lot today

Bison in San Fran

Keep animation out of my documentaries!

Thanks for listening!

Monday, June 10, 2013

Episode 020 - Pools of Maroon

WHOA you guys this episode starts with a 2! And not like a poop 2. Just a number 2. like TWENTY EPISODES OF PIZZA PARTY. All 4 U guyz



And here, for your edification, is the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

It's time to have a baby

Jazzfest

The Hum

The Hmm

The world has gotten louder

Look how the stars shine for you, bob

I don't know what you're doing here, man

My toaster is a C#

People are sadder than ever

The real Dr. Pepper

We're almost old enough to drink, but we won't

Just two boys today

Bob's ideal day

Tony's anti-sleep

Bob thinks Tony should do all the crystal meth

Drugs didn't make the Beatles better

The Beatles are on steroids

Bob is mocking me

Are you hearing this face?

Listener Feedback!

Joe's a Bob guy

Poll results!

Zelda chat/shadow Tony

TONY V BOB

Ghost ship coconut rumble

 Tony has no self-loathing

Weedwacker violence (don't wear shorts)

What Does Tony Hate More?

Tony hates Kayaks more

Tony hates bicyclists more (but joggers are real bad too)

6 months in a Chinese prison, got out for fate

Tony hates Robin Williams more

Tony hates the fat one more (Vanessa Carlton)

Tony hates bicyclists most

Pearl Jam

Two Are Real One Is Fake

Bob's stumping Tony on the fly

New Yorker Caption Contest

More like BORED meeting

The Boys, bringing it real and raw

The Gentleman's Guide to Grooming and Style

Don't shave with aerosol you scumbags

You need badgers in your life

Bob's a real gentleman

Tony and Bob both smell GREAT

The boys, casting wishes

Tony's got a hard beard

Eyeball's getting cut

Dali's turds

Thanks for listening!!





Monday, June 3, 2013

Episode 019 - Pineapple Cake

Hey guys! Episode 019 is here and it's special. Because it's different. Like all of you, and all of us. Snowflakes. Here's our favorite snowflake, Nick.
Don't forget to vote in the listener poll on Facebook, rate us on iTunes etc. Also, tell a friend! That's important. AND! Try out our new game/segment/whatever - What Does Tony Hate More? Submit two things (don't have to be related) to find out which of the two things Tony hates more. Submit via Facebook, Twitter, email - WHATEVER works for you!


And now, the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

What the hell is happening? Who is that? HUH!

It's Nick!

Nick in the studio

We got going by ten o'clock

Bob is sweating/it's hot in the dildojo

Baseball Talk with The Boys

It's pronounced JIF, dummies

Bob prefers the formal Jiffy

Tony's style advice: stop balding

Bob's offended/Tony's offended

Bob's not editing - this is going RAW and REAL

PPP live broadcast

Nick's a tough get

Which Police Academy character are you?

Bob loves the ol' dork sunscreen gag

Bob's astral opening

Bob's drawing mean pictures of Tony and Nick

Tony's setup

Car Crash Boner Catch Wire

Ryan Phillippe in Crash

Fun with initials!

Bossman Junior

Listener Feedback

Tricked by a Brit!

Gangs are from LA

We are both colonies

Ned Kelly, badass Australian

Bob, give us some Man of La Mancha

The Java Server

Everyone loves a good mystery

Tony's dad's culture report

Australians are named Bruce

We haven't heard from Frakes yet

Adrian Beltre gifs

We got the stats

Tony's #1 summer jam

Billboard's list is a sham

Peabo Bryson

Wanna write good songs? Have a bad dad

Speaking of strokes

Nick got some white zin'

Tony's favorite era of mythical California

California hasn't been punching each other since the 1700's

Bob is Sly Stone

Everyone who isn't from the Northeast is SO SLOW

One thing about murders

Compstat stopped the murders (started the murders?)

Crimetalk with The Boys musical cue

New bit! by Jack

What Does Tony Hate More?

Ironic Hitler mustache

George Michael fell out of a car

People are really annoying about Arrested Development

Tony dated Lucille/Mrs. Archer

New Yorker cartoon caption contest!

We're not doing well this week

Bob's making us very uncomfortable

We don't have any jokes

Two are Real, One is Fake

Ambergris

Thanks for listening! Thanks to Nick for being on the show!

Monday, May 27, 2013

Episode 018 - My First Affair With That Older Woman

Hey guys! How are you? You look great, did you lose weight?
Here is episode 018 - our Memorial Day Extravaganza! In which we don't mention Memorial Day at all. We do mention a bunch of other super cool shit though, like Lena Dunham and giraffes and sexy sex and stuff.
We hope you like it, and share it on iTunes, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Instagram, Friendster and FakeBlock (we watch shows!)



And here, just as sure as the sun will rise, is the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Hey man, nice levels

Tony bears a special distinction, is not wearing shoes

 Bob forgot he was wearing a hat

HOW META

Techtalk

Tiny little wormholes

How wormholes actually work since The Boys don't really know what they are talking about

More science chat with The Boys

Bob's permanently high

Tony wants HGH

Sly's too ripped

Tony doesn't know his Rocky

First Blood (Rambo) Original Ending

Little Shop of Horrors Original Ending

Levi Stubbs

That's not Star Wars on Laserdisc that's in Tony's apartment

Best Friends Podcast

Benny Cumz

Tony is hanging his head in shame

Trek Talk, and Tony's got beef. Nerd beef.

Bob hasn't looked at Zachary Quinto lately

Different kinds of strength

Tony would whoop Baryshnikov's ass

Bob loves watching children fight

Sissyboy slapfights

Bob's been studying astral projection

Michael Crichton is tall as hell, writes like a dead man

Ladies, watch out for Bob astrally sexing you

Butthole Surfers are hard (NSFW (seriously there's a lot of penis), also bad)

 Danzig is my mom

Do something old, cause Ride the Lightning is fucking dope

Listener Poll!

Come on down, Jonathan Frakes

Sorry, Darren Finizio

Bob's tweeting the Frakedog, can't do two things at once

Tony's going through some personal changes right now

What Would Riker Do?

Riker Tony is a transitional phase

How have we not talked about Tony's beard

Let's make fun of South Philly

How is country music a thing among girls

Country music represents a false ideal, Tony has his sweatpants glasses on

Rascall Flatts DID cover Life is a Highway

Ryan's trying to pay his bills :(

South Philly/Morgans Pier = homely folks

The Funplex

Double hyphens, fuck the world

Micah Smith-Seymour-Rollins-Utley

We didn't go to high school with Eric Lindros

The Porn Parody of Girls

Lena Dunham is the WORST PERSON EVER

Seriously, worst person ever

The Pizza Party Podcast, brought to you by my f*#ing rage (also: this)

Let's play a game and calm down

Two are Fake (real) One is Real (fake)

Touch a monkey, win a prize

We didn't win the New Yorker caption contest :(

Jann Wenner's son

Boner joke

Tony's never/always mellow

Thanks for listening!

Monday, May 20, 2013

Episode 017 - Mr. Fist

We're only 17.  EPISODE 17 that is. We go a little Indiana Jones on your asses this week. More like Indiana JOKES amirite?

Rate us in iTunes, tweet us, facebook us - and most importantly, SHARE US. with your pals. Thanks!



Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Don't Try

"He spent all his free time writing!"

Bukowski = Yoda

Bob's trying his hardest

You gotta act like you don't care

Bob wants to talk to Mystery

Tony's Saint Bernard with pizza rolls

Dog teams? Ridiculous!

Basketball player refuses to fly

Tony's siding with labor

Crazy basketball players should stick to the north east

French babies don't have ADD

France is different, racist

Tony was uncomfortable

The Chicago Fire

Bob wants to drink a Palestinian Suicide Bomber

Figs in Tuscaloosa

The Pizza Party Podcast: We're All Dudes

Hurricane Ibis

The Philadelphia Bimbos

Chubby soccer fans go to grad school

"Masters degrees are a joke" - Tony

College isn't hard

Just rewrite it

Grammar fun with the boys

David Foster Wallace, good at commencement speeches, bad at not killing self

Tony is fast, furious

Two are real, one is fake - summer movie version

Mr. Fist

Car Puncher

Food Fight

You're wrong about British dudes, ladies

There are assholes everywhere

Keith Richards' library

Touch a boob, tell a friend, live your life, pizza party forever

Historical intrigue!

Gobekli Tepe

Norm's moth joke

New Yorker Cartoon Captions

At least yours doesn't poop

It's a small town, man

Tony got a jellyfish

Listener poll! no results. Keep it going.

Everybody is short

Riker's a tall man, Tony's hero

Tony has a Jean Luc Picard commemorative plate

Captains are assholes

 JLP is cooler than JTK

William Shatner is T(h)om Yorke

Thanks for listening! 

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Episode 016 - Mysterious Walker

Episode 016 - That's a bunch of episodes! Thanks for listening. As always, like us on Facebook, tell a friend, review us on iTunes - all of it. We need your help. Fly us to the moon.

We get a little weird this week, a little heavy, a little awesome. Get with it.



Here it is, the Listen Along With Us listener guide:

Tony's a terrible person

Give us some Good Advice from a Bad Person, please.

Four fours, and that's terrible

Unreduced fractions, infuriating us all

Saint Bartles & Jaymes

Tagged in The Last Supper

Hall of Fame Saint

How excited was my face?

Not up to Bob's snuff

This blog is in God's hands

Bob lived in Minneapolis

Fashion talk, with The Boys

Not enough schlong room

LBJ dirty talk

The dying noise

"LBJ's ghost is bunghole"

Phony/Funny baseball names

Bob's folio

Chicken Wolf

Red Cox

Bob wouldn't go dicks on Tony to try to fool him

Bob's parents are spiteful

JJ Putz

Spirit Guides?

"Hey baby - did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? Because God cast you out of Heaven?"

Cats falling out windows :(

NASA is jealous of cats

Fly robots

Terminal velocity explained because we are bad at science

Cat parachute pose

Cat falling science

This whole thing is probably better without links, but way to go Jason Collins

That's terrible, Bob

ESPN apologizes for commentary

Documentaries about Jesus are unnecessary

RIP Jeff Hanneman

Spider bites are metal

The Westboro Baptist Church is metal?

Touching all the bases tonight (including second)

We're smart as hell

Tony got Bob a present

Bare Bones Burger Battle, still pending

Bob's got a special treat in store for you

Listener Poll Results!

Terry, our son

New listener poll: Who should we have on the show?

Green Lantern's oath

Gay superheroes

Robin is too stupid to realize Batman is a crazy asshole

Tony and Bob saw Iron Man together accidentally

Bob's got another game for Tony

The New Yorker is terrible

No seriously, it's terrible

"Fuck man, these are bad jokes"

Tony's not good at jokes

Let's make jokes at the New Yorker til they cancel Bob's dad's subscription

Thanks for listening!