Episode 043 - Texture Physics

Episode 041 - Safe Boating is No Accident

Episode 040 - LULU

Episode 40! That's a bunch!

Episode 039 - Phonies

Episode 038 - Madonna, Sean and Me

Episode 037 - Just My Imagination

Episode 036 - Black Flag, Fugazi and Me

Episode 35 - Bob is Doing Much Better Now

Thirty-five and still alive. Welcome aboard, dorks. I love you all. Here is a cooooool podcast episode where we talk about cooooool stuff. Thanks for the support. Keep up the good work. Tell a friend, tweet about us, post us on Facebook etc etc. We rely on listeners like you! Pledge drive



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Rock and Roll (part two)

Pizza Party Church

Feed your brain

Accidental Jedis

The boys are tweens / pre-deluvian 

Tony's food nightmare

Tony is such a jerk about food / everything

Bob's pirate party adventure

No cherry cordials for the boys

Baristas love yoga instructors

Tony might get dead lifted

 Bob's a-flirtin'

Spoiler alert! They're lesbians

Bob's considering some lesbian indecent proposals

Bad dads

Bob looks like Tegan & Sara

Bob's picks! Foootballlll

Bob's leadpipe lock of the week (won!)

Real life NFL battles: Buccaneers vs. Patriots

Dolphins are nature's barista

Jets beat everything, are ok with getting struck by lightning 

Mr. Kerns, feller of trees, purveyor of science

Tony's moving to the woods, going insane

Bob's jobs

The panther and the monkey

Couple lesbians biting you and you're good to go

Tony's got a budget

Bob's tooth wrecked his summer

Tony broke his arm

Bobby broke his arm / got clotheslined / got yelled at 

Theater injuries

Gentleman's Guide

He hates your weave

Tony's pumptown outfit

Caption Contest!

This somehow didn't win

From our throats to your ears

Pizza Party Forever

Thanks for listening!

Episode 34 - Outta the way, Ja Book!

Episode 33 - The Higher They Are, The Better They Look

Episode 32 - RIP Mario Von Peebles

Don't worry guys, he's not really dead. Just like Jaws 4!

REAL special treat for you this week. I don't want to spoil it. So I won't. Don't forget to tell a friend and do all that other stuff to spread our gospel. Thanks!



Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Another soldier from the ranks, Bob don't break the sofa, moving rugs, don't do that

Bob's afraid of pulling

Nick's here again! This time, it's personal

Jaws 4 lol

Mario VP - not dead!

Pizza Dub Echo

We don't know knots

Portlandia is ripping off Dorf

Word of the Day

Bad app, bro

Don't eat meat that eats meat

Bob's photo album:

looking good, guys

Three men on mushrooms and a baby

Bob was historically not cool that night

That disease that makes you tall and sad

Our first dunking president

The Pizza Party Podcast, eliminating disease

Bob is such a party pooper

Burning Dan

Burning man changed Tony

...into a snake charmer? named baba cool dad?

Tony on acid vs buildings?

The Gathering is the last bastion of hope

No jokes today

Grantland's song tournament

This goes on for a while

Bob feels bad for teenage girls

Caption contest!

Not enough shirt on The Boys

Gentleman's Guide

Nick is so yoked up right now you guys

Tony's unsafe at Express for Men/Euro discoteques

Tony's getting a nightshirt!

Superman vs. the KKK

You will find this detail on all good shirts

Thanks Nick!

Pizza Party Forever

Episode 31 - The Mountain and The Ocean

We've finally found our perfect complimentary nicknames. And it is beautiful.

Episode 31! That's a bunch. And you're listening to em. Thanks for that. ALSO THANKS IN ADVANCE for telling your friends, sharing the link, tweeting about us, rating us on iTunes etc etc etc. and HEY we are now available in the Zune/Xbox marketplace - how about that.

Enjoy!



Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Will she kill?

It's Sunday night?!

Bob's working the zombie shift

Our existential crises

Carolyn thinks we're amazing

Mailbag!

The inspiration behind Sideshow

Sidney's got ideas

Tony's loooooong weekend / stripperless bachelor party

Tony's getting manly on it

Faces of death bachelor party

Nick is momming Tony

Offbrand candy

Bob's not marrying Kipp

Word of the day

Fanmail!!

Tony's sister is not going to be on The Pizza Party

The blood holds the secrets

Bad science

Someone is calling Bob

The best shark movie you've never seen

I'm going to watch it then do it

Ethan Hawke isn't in Apt Pupil

Brad Renfro is dead/stole a boat

Tony isn't a 55 year old cool uncle/doesn't care about The Flying Burrito Brothers

The premise is the joke

Caption Contest!

New Yorker Caption Contest tumblr

Tony's out of jokes

Gentleman's Guide

Frantic search for collar buttons

Bob's coworkers all think they are good looking enough already

Bob looks like all the hunks

Tony is hosting quizzo/is mean

Bartram isn't smart/has bad fashion sense

Pizza party forever

Thanks for listening!

Episode 30 - In Defense of Bill Maher

Episode 29 - Leaves Don't Fall on Their Edges

Ahhhh I was just 29 when we started this thing. Memories. And as I turned 30, so will our podcast next week. BUT FIRST - we dole out some advice, some secrets and some laughs for you, our friends. Don't forget to share us. It's the least you could do, really.

Talking, turning into wonder


As always, here is the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Oh, Tony

(Stupid) Word of the Day

Quips & Quizzes

Urban Dictionary Boys

Technical difficulties

It's Friday!

Listener Feedback!

Pizza Party Foreign Correspondent - The Boys & A Girl

We should take calls

Tony is unfocused

You don't want to lay your lady down in the brambles

Showing you things on my hand

 The "Stussy S"

The mystery

You are cordially invited to join the Pen15 club

IRL MEME

Card games

Bob's journal

Talking, turning into wonder

The feast of yams

Good Advice from a Bad Person

You're white

Get a job

Bob's lookbook: financial adviser on vacay

No really, get a job

Bob's new name: Champion

Scary in all the right places

Bob's baby babe, Baby

Tony's new name: Hercules J. Billionaire

Bob's friend's ceremonial names

Luau Cinder

Bunny rabbit makeovers

High school kids are dumb as hell

Tony's homespun aphorisms

Leaves don't fall on their edges

Never say yes

Poet BOREeat

Bob's secret crush

Tony inspires strong feelings

Celeb beef

The Arcade Fire are boring as hell

The Boys are split on Elvis Costello

...and Lou Reed

Kurt v. Axl 

Caption contest!

DOGTER'S OFFICE

The Gentleman's Guide: Variations Underneath

Poco briefs

String underwear? You probably shouldn't click this but it was the first image on Google

Pizza Party Forever

Thanks for listening!

Episode 28 - Nothing but Love

Wow you guys look great today. Have you been working out? It shows.

Episode 28, and what an episode it is. The hour really flew by this week. It was fun as hell, and I hope you guys enjoy it as much as we did.

Please do us a solid and rate us on iTunes, share us on Facebook, shout us from the rooftops. Feel free to reach out to us on Facebook, email, Twitter or on the streets. We are always very welcoming to your careful and intelligent input.

ANYWAY this episode is a real treat for you and us.


As always, the Listen Along With Us Listener Guide

Tony's New Favorite Shirt

Word of the day! And Tony doesn't know it

Ok Tony was right about podes right though

Riley Cooper is in big trouble

Tony will fight every Sublime fan with good taste

Kimbo Slice might have been at that Kenny Chesney concert

Didn't you see Remember the Titans?

Devil's Breath

Old-timey villain drug

I held the door for you and your bros

Tony wants an Egg Cream

Who is doing your soundtrack?

A dude from Devo I think? (Danny Elfman instead)

Seriously though that X-Men song is so good

MTV made everyone cute

Bob's gender studies project: rape jokes

Tony's a man with feelings

Not enough men are taught to be lovable

Tony's ruining a beautiful thing

Japan's suicide forest

Lava and quicksand: hot topics

Suicide Rangers

Klingons constantly kill themselves

Stop talking about Throbbing Gristle

Two are Real, One is Fake!

Radiohead vs. Coldplay vs. Tony

Word to the wise

It's August

Caption Contest!

Never Not Funny

Philip Seymour Sousa

Gentleman's Guide: Underwear

New World Underpants

Tony: pro undershirt

Ew, man

Underpants instincts

Something very exciting is happening right now:

Kipp is here!

Corn Cookies, eat 'em

He's in Korn, what do you expect

Give Tony Ke$ha's phone number for Christmas

Ke$ha steals naughty children for Christmas

Kipp's tween/YA/slash-fic book recommendation 

Kipps creeped out by your tighty whities

Caption (Kipption) Contest Remix

Tony doesn't want to hear about your salad

Pizza Party Forever

Thanks for listening!

Episode 27 - Do Bow Bow

The blog returns! Here I am, doing a blog! Hi guys, how are you? Crazy about the weather huh. Have you lost weight you look fantastic This episode is clean and mean and full of peen. Hope you enjoy!

As always, thanks for listening. If you enjoy it, share it - post it to your facebook, tweet it, review us on iTunes, whatever it takes. No surrender. And we ALWAYS welcome feedback, suggestions, What Does Tony Hate More, Good Advice from a Bad Person - anything really.




What's up guys?

Tony's wearing the same clothes two days in a row (and they have a monster on them)

What if God was one of us?

Bob's funemployment has come to an end

Bob the sickly sixth grader loved Mario 3

MegaMan is a hero of our time

Word of the Day - pica

Tony's wrong on science

Continual vs Continuous 

Listener feedback and weather and traffic

The Shining isn't about the Holocaust

Tony wrote a play lol

Bob's taking Sgt Pepper

Tony's not letting Bob make his point

Bob still loves documentaries

Keith burning the beats

Tony's taking Hemingway

Tony's wrong about Woodie Allen

Hemingway's personal correspondence (which Tony already talked about)

F. Scott Fitzgerald is kind of a wimp

Eric Clapton: Sorry; Ron Wood: YOLO

"Hey man you're gonna fuck it up"

Tony doesn't have that

Can't, won't, didn't

Hunter S. Thompson: sportswriter and asshole-fan-haver

You've got your hands full with these Arieses

Think about all the movies

Who is the greatest movie villain of all time? FEEL FREE TO WEIGH IN

Of course Tony picked Darth Vader

Is this cake song still on?

Poor Captain Hook

Tony's telling a Facebook story you guys

Bob's scared to get out of his bed because of clowns

What's the scariest thing that ever happened to you?

Icelandic fisherman are tough

Bob's illegally swimming

Fishermen can't swim

Avalanche defense

Avalanche is the best villain ever

Which movie about your life do you want to see?

Tony's going indie, Bob's going Michael Bay - surprise!

Rutger Hauer and An Avalanche starring in Bob Story

Carpuncher: How Tony Saved Christmas Forever

Catdancers lol

We didn't win and that's total bullshit

That's not a thing to joke about

Caption contest!! this one got kinda weird

The Gentleman's Guide to: Manicures

The DOGter got a MANicure

What did the fish say to the man?

Thanks for listening!

Episode 26 - Send in The Clowns

Episode 025 - Bon Papillon with Bobby Slumbers

Episode 25 and it's got some poorly pronounced French in it. And trees. And cologne. And tales of redemption. It's really a beautiful slice-of-life look at the lives of two boys. Or something. Listen! Rate! Share! Backfeed!



There are lots of things Bob could do that would be smart that he doesn't do

Cognitive dissonance and the lazy moralism

Recycling is a sham

Wake up sheeple!

Dogtor hahahah

Bob's cultivating a personal brand

Why you look like that man, why you do that

Bob body, Hitler head

Bob's offering up a look to you

Tony's strongly anti vest

Bob was known as The Newsy

Tony's smart and knows words

Fungible

Tony is unavailing

Tony had to go to the hospital :(

Jerk Wagon

She was a million and she was allergic to Valtrex

The Newsy does not have Herpes

Bad dads

DJ Cool Dad losing his weekend visitation rights cause the kid got a brain injury

Tony was wheeled around on a gurney like a corpse

Oh cool it's dry in the middle here

Tony, also strongly anti coconut

We goin' ham over some elderberry over here

Here's a bon ponpolon

The boys are going tubing

Tony's swimming about like a river otter

B-) no more

Twitter saves the day!

Warby Parker: endorsed

Tony's got a really (kinda) high Klout score

The Pizza Party's first official backwards endorsement/advertisement

Michael Martinez's Baseball Reference page

He seriously looks just like Mopo

Faceball and Basebook

If you want high self esteem, do esteemable things

Tony's got a good moon team going

Virgin Galactic

The Boat Museum

Literal monsters

Science Death

Dying in space is a glorious way to go

Tony wants to bring back seeking the hero's death

Bob isn't being clotheslined, railroaded or sandbagged

Harangutang

This week's upChuck

That hipster noise band loves the Phillies

Loch Ness vs. Sasquatch vs. Presidential Thyroid Cancer, who ya got?

Bob's leading with Sasquatch, Tony's leading with the Loch Ness monster

What if Bigfoot has cancer? What if Bigfoot is president?

When's our first AIDS president? When's our first atheist president? When's our first Loch Ness president?

Don't trust the Catholic presidents

Don't trust River monsters

Where's the blue fur?

Zebra time

You can't break a zebra

Bob has a present for Tony!!

How many trees can you name? What about the colors of the wind?

Tony had to take a call

Secret hater in the studio/Tony's going shopping

What's your favorite tree?

Bobby Slumbers is turning in his pen

Soft voices, medically driving the ladies mad

It's time for Bobby Slumbers presents: The Gentleman's Guide

Tony's looking for a new fragrance

Bam Bam Bigelow's new fragrance house

It's a charming talc

PPP fans yelling mashed potatoes

Designer stubble won't go away

This derby really smells like limes, weird

Bob hates bergamot and Earl Grey

I liked that fragrance before it was cool

Cologne jokes aren't very funny

SAY IT say it please

Thanks for listening!

Episode 024 - Jammin'

Hey guys! Look - a blog! Sorry there wasn't one last week :( This episode is prettttty pretty cool though. We get all patriotic and stuff for the Fourth, and talk a little video games. Thanks for listening. Happy America. As always, feel free to get at us on Facebook, Twitter, email - or leave us a review on iTunes. Most importantly, tell a friend. Right to the moon.



Listen Along With Us Listener Guide:

The walkaround music

(We're talking about this fantastic game)

 Nintendo Power

Bob's Haircut

The peak of butt stuff / the salad days of your butt

Bob hoped he got fired for his long hair

What's a fascinator?

The barber called baby Bobby a bad name

Bob can't stop layering

I didn't find that Vine

Meeting our fans

Bob lost his stylist in the fire

Listener feedback!

DJ Bad One and DJ Cool Dad

Tony made America proud

We had all the sports

A big party that all your friends have to come to and bring presents that you picked out

Ironic troublemaking

What Does Tony Hate More?

Club Kids vs. Hippies

Ravers might be libertarians, you don't know

Pro Bono Rave Lawyer

Snow vs. Cotton

Kale vs. People Who Like Kale

Stop talking about food

I don't know what fish do

Bob Dylan vs. Bob Marley

What Does Bob Love More?

Beardo

Two are Real, One is Fake!

Tony is so fooled

That was so stupid only Bob Marley could have come up with it

Bobs mom likes the New Yorker Cartoons caption contests

Tony's got some moon people on his side

Bob hates Ohio

Secret Drifter Dick News

Penisless footchase

Jake Peniscop

Speaking of shirtless drifters

Maryland: No shirts, all trampolines

Bob likes Baltimore's witchiness

Mmmm, hush puppies

No palfreys for Tony

Caption Contest!

Tony's Bookshelf

Men's Adventure

The Gentleman's Guide

Tony earns his full fierceness

Designer stubble

Pizza Party Forever

Thanks for listening!

Episode 023 - Do You Wear Jeans?